darling boy, where are your teeth?

kanns nicht abwarten die partielle Sonnenfinsternis zu verpassen

Actually so funny to think about "Beach Reads" AND "What to Expect on Your Trip" from Rosemary's perspective. Imagine your coworker is throwing a cocktail party that she's obsessing over and she asks you to get supplies for it and it's a bunch of esoteric herbs and charms and shit. And then you attend it (the same day your boss comes in with a perpetually bleeding wound that aligns with a dangerous local legend) and she's making punch out of animal blood and wearing antlers on her head and speaking in tongues to an enchanted crowd but you can't say much about it because you want to be supportive. She snaps out of it and everything ends up okay but then you get a call from her the following evening and next thing you know you've got your boss straight zonked out of his gourd in the backseat of your car when all you want to do is some scratch offs. You bring him home but you have to stay with him because he's totally freaked out about his son and then you get to witness some of their family drama before you're finally free to leave. You then hear nothing at all from him for two days straight

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah