darling boy, where are your teeth?

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

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"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from duckToothCollection reading: being sexually submissive also doesn't mean that your personality and character are inherently subservient but that's probably too advanced for those people /End ID]

not my trolley not my problem

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

everything can be improved by lesbianism

kanns nicht abwarten die partielle Sonnenfinsternis zu verpassen

Actually so funny to think about "Beach Reads" AND "What to Expect on Your Trip" from Rosemary's perspective. Imagine your coworker is throwing a cocktail party that she's obsessing over and she asks you to get supplies for it and it's a bunch of esoteric herbs and charms and shit. And then you attend it (the same day your boss comes in with a perpetually bleeding wound that aligns with a dangerous local legend) and she's making punch out of animal blood and wearing antlers on her head and speaking in tongues to an enchanted crowd but you can't say much about it because you want to be supportive. She snaps out of it and everything ends up okay but then you get a call from her the following evening and next thing you know you've got your boss straight zonked out of his gourd in the backseat of your car when all you want to do is some scratch offs. You bring him home but you have to stay with him because he's totally freaked out about his son and then you get to witness some of their family drama before you're finally free to leave. You then hear nothing at all from him for two days straight