but why would we change a thing?

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

it’s so scary that there’s parts of this website that aren’t dykes and friends-of

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

they need to give out research grants for rpf