#dbda

me, vibrating out of my skin : hey can I talk to you about this piece of media real quick? I pinky promise I'll be So Normal about it, like there's no reason to be concerned that this will turn into a three hour long monologue. Like I Prommy that I'm not gonna be a freak about it.

"this meeting could've been an email" but instead it's "this ship war could've been a threesome"

love how a universal dead boy detectives experience was assuming that crystal was just desperately sapphic for niko and not realizing that she in fact had deadly magical parasites

wait so. you're telling me. charles made that orpheus and eurydice reference not because of the ending, but because of the story itself??? you know. you know the one where orpheus is so deeply in love with eurydice that he goes to the underworld for her on the off chance they get to be together again???? like. that one???? yeah. yeah okay whatever

"Not platonic not romantic but a secret 3rd thing" its called a QUEERPLATONIC PARTNERSHIP and u better put RESPECT on its name!!!!