Blerg

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

if I were on a roadtrip and saw a roadside fruit stand with exorbitant pricing I'd go "this is highway strawberry!" but that's never happened so I I haven't said that.

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

No you don’t understand. If we don’t blame Orbán’s defeat on some sort of JD Vance curse then we might have to admit that voting is an effective means of combatting authoritarianism

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

The tags fucking one shotted me