my body is a vessel for the bit

@chaoticrampage

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

As will I.

Here's a pro tip: When you're arguing with your significant other never say "ooh white girl is mad as fuck"

The opposite of "there's an XKCD strip for this" has got to be "what the fuck do you mean there's an Achewood strip for this," less common, more alarming.

rr

when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly

good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE HORSES