Annoyed Grunt By Neil Cicierega

cop shows are like "dammit! we would have caught babyeater mike by now if people didn't have rights,"

If you think about it, the phrase “a bowl of mac and cheese” fits the format for generic YA fantasy titles

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

French is so beautiful they just say le unironically all the time

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

i like the concept of soulmates—not a “you’re destined to meet me, and love me” kind of soulmate, but a “i’d pick you, every time.” kind of soulmate. a “no matter what happens, and what has happened, i want to go through it with you.” kind of soulmate. a “i love you by choice, and you’re a blessing, and i’m going to continue thinking about you this way not because i have to but because i want to.” kind of soulmate. a “you help me rest easy when everything is difficult” kind of soulmate. a “in every possible outcome, i want you there, to share it with me.” kind of soulmate.

Its from the 1997 movie ‘Spawn’ if anyone was curious

two years of venom took him there

Girlboss over here gaslighting the gatekeepers.

Fuck the Home Owners Association.

you may think the difference between an 8am and a 9am class is only one hour, but it’s actually 10,000 eons. little known fact to consider when you schedule your courses