i see shallergies and raise to you✨diabetic shane✨
it makes soo much sense, specifically in regards to his canon aversion to sugar and refined carbs
he’d have to not only always be locked in on his eating schedule and meals, but also bc he’s an athlete he’d have to time his carbs, constantly adjust insulin doses w exercise, worry about delayed post workout drops, the possibilities are endless 👀👀
and when he goes straight from intense hockey games to other kinds of very intense very physical exercises,,,,
GOD shane who has his dexcom linked to his parents' and hayden's phones for safety so they can get alerts if his blood sugar goes out of a safe range
BUT WHO DOESN'T THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS VIS A VIS DROPPING DURING SEX UNTIL IT BECOMES. AN IMMEDIATE FUCKING PROBLEM.
and now he's got to try and talk ilya through "PLEASE just get me some juice and stop asking me questions right now i literally can't process most of what you're saying" and also "PLEASE pretend to be me and text everyone blowing up my phone that i'm fine"

















