Gladiator In A Suit

Carly rae jepsen knows when you like her ironically and every time you stan for her that way and she senses a mocking lack of conviction behind it, a little piece of her heart crumbles to ash

this is by far the darkest post i’ve seen on this site

does gotham even bother with announcing the weather ever. like. is there even a need for a weather channel

would you risk firing the local weatherman and have him snap and buy a cut-rate weather control machine in order to become the Forecaster?

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

It took two entire hours???

I heard British traffic is shit, so that explains it.

Ah yeah, tube was probably late

How scary would it be if you were alone in your house and you just heard Rupaul laugh

Not only will I defend bi men, but I will also ferociously make out with them

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

today i saw an old man wearing a shirt that said "thyme 2 turnip the beet"..... Fuck yeah you funky little gardener....

Clash of titties

if this isnt gender equality i dont know

Fuck you ernie

leg of bicuriousity

honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

Yeah, but they didn’t know that yet because brothers had only just been invented.