World’s #1 Cop Hater

Thinking about him……….

Being a defense attorney is about having a favorite Lowes near the prison you visit a lot so you have a clean place to poop

When we buy a house and I get to have a craft room and I get into quilting then you’ll see. You’ll all see

I also need to get over my struggle with the fact that my mom is SO different now than when I was growing up because like yeah of course she is. She has holes in her brain from multiple sclerosis. That’ll change you

My therapist did diagnose my mom as autistic the other day and it was like oooooooooooh. Yeah I guess she is a weirdo with absolutely 0 understanding of social cues and lives her life by a strict set of completely inscrutable unspoken rules and gets really upset when other people don’t follow the rules she made up and never told anyone about