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star wars heritage post

i bet annabeth and leo talk shit about people in morse code

fuck algebra i don’t need it just give me a dead body and i’ll figure it out from there

i feel i should clarify i am a mortuary science major

your work is appreciated

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,

peter parker said this in civilian clothing

yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post