Actually five cats in a trenchcoat

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

I am so so so curious about this so please reblog and tell me: when you say "this book/fic is so well-written" what do you mean by that?

If a fic, the character traits and motivations are interesting and consistent with the source material. The writing is colorful, evocative, and engaging. It’s able to evoke any strong emotions the author intended in their audience. Has proper structure and format. Effective balance between dialogue and descriptive text; everything flows naturally and is easy to digest. Author clearly knows literary rules and conventions but can effectively break them in interesting ways for story purposes. If a romance, bonus points if it makes me consider a ship I previously didn’t ship or wasn’t aware of.

If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together