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the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

the wife of this boddhisattva keeps cheating on him with me and it sucks every time he catches us fucking on his bed he just smiles and nods with boundless compassion and understanding i think she's actually getting off on how guilty it makes me feel

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

I wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick.

all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING

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5 year plan is aquire a diminutive castrato off facebook marketplace and store it in a cool dry area so its throat is ripe for song whenever i desire

But thats not something you can say in polite society

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

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