a tired artist

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

Actually no how the fuck is it august

Happy “how the fuck is it august” to those who celebrate!

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

This. This is why we can't have nice things.

PHM AU WHERE RYLAND GRACE A D WALTER WHITE WORK AT THE SAME SCHOOL

Kitty!... long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?... OUPPY

I WAS NOT FUCKING PREPARED

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