they/ey/kit pronouns

yknow when you wake up in the middle of the night & anxiously check on the person next to you to make sure they didn't randomly die in their sleep

short comic about birthdays 🎂

Bonus:

What about an AU where Ford goes through one of the portal-potties in Gravity Falls and ends up like. In a small town halfway across the country.

Coincidentally, Stan also happens to be in that town, and when Ford sees him he marches (somewhat angrily) right up to Stan and demands Stan drive him back to Gravity Falls. Ford determines Stan should do this for him because Stan owes him after sabotaging his project in highschool.

Stan goes through a rollercoaster of emotions. Shock at seeing Ford in the middle of nowhere. Confusion as to how Ford got there. Doubt when Ford tells him about teleporting portapotties. But also elation at seeing his twin again, and guilt because Ford immediately brings up the project. And then anger. Because who is Ford to just march up and demand things of him without so much as a “how have you been?”

And yet Stan still agrees. Because he loves Ford and won’t leave him stranded alone with no way of getting home.

Then proceeds the Road-Trip Of Lies, in which Stan lies his pants off about everything the entire time to try and prevent Ford from discovering what kind of life he’s been living since he got kicked out. And it’s difficult, because Stan isn’t the type to ask too many questions. He usually doesn’t care enough about others and has learned that asking questions can get you in trouble.

But Ford. Ford is highly inquisitive by nature and wants to know everything all the time. He’s nosey as hell and always asking questions. This makes for awkward conversations with Stan.

Ford: We can head out to Gravity Falls tomorrow. It’s getting late now and I assume you’ll want to prepare. Take me to your house for the night.

Stan: My… my house?

Ford: Yes. I assume you live around the area?

Stan: Uhhh… no.

Ford: Oh. Then what are you doing out here?

Stan: I’m, uh. On a business trip?

Ford: In the middle of nowhere??

Stan: This is just a rest stop for the night! I haven’t gotten to my, uh. Destination yet.

Ford: Oh, okay. Well take me to your hotel then.

Stan: Fine.

(in the car)

Ford: Why do you have blankets and stuff in the back of your car? This thing is a mess.

Stan: UHHHH, well, uhhh. That’s the stuff. I need for my business trip? I keep blankets around in case there’s… uhh. Ever an instance my car breaks down or something and I get stranded?

Ford: Hmm. Makes sense I suppose. Good to be prepared.

(at the motel)

Ford: This place is disgusting. Couldn’t your business put you in better accommodations?

Stan: ...No.

Ford: What company do you work for anyway?

Stan: UHHHHHH

Finally finished painting this water nymph

No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.

Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.  No keys.  

Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.  TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.  But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.

Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.  I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?  

Ah! My beloved Anonymous Jones! The character that I can't seem to fit around a proper story narrative. I've had them bouncing around my head for probably well over a decade now, trying and failing to write their story.

So! Who is Anonymous Jones? They are a cursed ahapeshifter, they can only shift if the person they're talking to imagines who they want to be speaking to. Otherwise they'll go insane. Anonymous appears as everyone all at once, past, present, and future. They don't know how old they are anymore. Their wife is a witch who can do a little bit of everything (Anonymous calls her their everything), her name is Meridith (Merry) Jones. She's blind and her guide dog is named Swiss. Nym, as Merry calls them, runs a magic bus called the Anywhere But Here, and it finds people, (or magic people can find it!) and helps them get from place to place.

Why do they go by Anonymous? Well.... As far as they know, they're the only one alive that would even recall the name that was given to them. Nym would rather keep that information secret, after all you never know what anyone with magic could do with a name.

Nigerian Pride 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇬