the last step to becoming a hero is dying.

why do i still go into the dsmp tags. i always get mad. why do i do this to myself

found what i was there for i am OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD I FOUND ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

cquackity the type of guy to have a clearly fake potted plant in his office thats framed as a metaphor for how he's cold and doesn't care about anything etc only for it to be revealed late in the narrative that he genuinely thinks its real and has been watering it this whole time and someday he's proud of himself for managing to keep just one thing alive and start crying as soon as the person who rather sarcastically broke it to him that its clearly fake leaves the room

DreamSMP Heritage Post

what they don't tell you abt liking dsmp from 2020-22 ish is that you don't actually get to leave

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

I am a hardened apocalypse zombie survivor and the dsmp is my lovely tragically deceased wife

if she got back up i wouldnt hesitate to put her back down but i'd have like, manpain about it

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

how does evbo look like a whitewashed purpled