Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
picture i got at pride last week; here mexico
This is very dumb but hey

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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
picture i got at pride last week; here mexico
This is very dumb but hey

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me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me
FUCK. i think i have to learn blender
the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:
every day i log in here and get beat up by genies
HEY !!!!
the horse when asked what he would like for dinner
put a bullet in me already why dont you
hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun
when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers
the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what
de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?
Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?
الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟
Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?
tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?
Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?

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when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there
i can not stress the confidence when i paused and thought "I'm pretty sure uvula is the right part" and got it in one
i feel like im being pranked is it a uterus or an ovary or what what is happening in there
im tired y'all got conveyor belts and stuff in ya coochie ig
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don't you put that curse on me
you little shits
The state of sex education across the world is abysmal
I don't really get the appeal of goombas... I know I'm white so I'm supposed to jerk off to them but frankly they just don't do anything for me...
I wish the president was just alternating JFK and Obama
@tsarina-anadyomene said:
I like the thought that it's a cycle of bay of pigs and then the next president tepidly considering easing sanctions on cuba
@yorickless said:
clockwise rotation around the 2x2 grid of JFK, black JFK, obama, white obama
@ceausescue said:
other candidate cycles: fdr and reagan (the modern icons), washington, jefferson, and lincoln (the historicals), previous one plus teddy (rushmore gang), someone with nixon, fdr and a guy who looks very similar to fdr but has a bigger nose and bushy mustache with thick black glasses
@youzicha said:
Maybe throw in a rotation of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez every now and then, for the gynephiles
glad everybody could get a hand on the ball here

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it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
masterpost of cats who have a side quest for you
I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like
*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist
or it's like
*woman in a bunnysuit* im a phd candidate in neuroscience
*guy in fully operational digitigrade mechsuit* I uh bag groceries.
Yeah I built it myself from scratch.
I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon
I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

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"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are
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