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And when he’s the one ending your fucking around, you know you’re in for a bad time.

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Minnesota Supercomputer (1986)

takengrave

"average primarch grows 3 mechadendrites each year" factoid actually just statistical error. Perturabo, who lives in medrengard & grows over 10,000 mechadendrites each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

silversalts

sabertoothwalrus

great movie

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ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK

1988, dir. James Signorelli

posthumanwanderings

[ Toonami: Advanced Robotics (2001) ]

myriapoda-1306

Friendly dog-sized bombus terrestris. What a fluffy buddy

chamberlain

it just wouldn’t be Christmas without Mom’s homemade Juggaloaf.

#Im told the Juggalos are actually very cool and burn confederate flags #having said that this looks like mold

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flour before milk smooth like silk. milk before flour they flew a plane into the second tower

gothycollie

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

arctic-hands

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

evilsoup

gilliagandy

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

beaft

google help me

beaft

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

beaft

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

beaft

this too is a kingism

beaft

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

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Galaxy Fräulein Yuna (Hudson Soft - PC Engine CD-ROM² - 1992)

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ミステリー・イヴ　松本零士

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