sigh

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

Ideas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eat

Ideas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racism

Ideas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello World

Ideas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them

Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?

Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of goo

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.

the baffling papple:

Lemon snek cuteness 🍋