:V

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

Designing and publishing a trading card game with a major recurring character in the lore named "the Meta" purely to make things difficult for a very specific type of person.

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

they should have named the "friday the 13th" sequels "friday the 14th", "friday the 15th", "friday the 16th", etc. so eventually everyone would be scared Every Day

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

the kitties long for the weighing tub

🐟(swims past yuor screen reallyquickly)