holy all together

they need to stop making hockey romance tv shows theres already a hockey romance tv show its been going for 74 years and its called the national hockey league its really bad dont watch it

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

God of War: Laufey

post tuna melt ilya was obviously a terrorist to everyone around him so I like to imagine cliff still just going about his days texting ilya “beers tonite bro lfggg” and ilya replies KILL yourself. and cliff texts back love you bigdog ur my sun and stars 💯🔒 we’ll get fucked up tomorrow🍻

I bet on normal dogs that have an average chance of winning and it's really just a coincidence that they all end up losing so badly it's fine it's fine it is fine

This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.

They seem to have accepted Commander Spock as one of their own.

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

this fic is so good i hope i write it

I'm forcing my sister to watch black sails and she hates flint (gates pushed her over the edge) so much lmfao. She says she doesn't give a fuck what his motivations are there's no way they could be good enough for her unless. and I quote. "he's doing it all for the gays or something"

she asked what it felt like to be a brockhampton fan in 2017 i said not everything feels like something else