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I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship