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I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

i am like the breadloser of the family

forcing myself to stay awake until i apply to that job and reply to one specific person🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

ok so i dozed off watching youtube and told myself the biggest lie anyone can ever tell themselves which is 'i will do it in the morning' and now im AWAKE and am LATE FOR WORK bc i didnt put alarms on when i sleptttttt

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

Kermit voice the sickos the perverts and me

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

Right now just feels like the perfect time to be free

i am at my clits end

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad