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I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

“don’t put all your eggs in one basket” uhhh where else am i supposed to put them lol. that’s my #eggbasket dumbass

one post tlg ilya and shane are roleplaying and ilya's like "mmm, come on, sweetheart, rub your clit," except 30 seconds in he has to break character to be like, "shane. tell me you didn't fuck women like this. please." & shane's mortified while ilya is just. laughing. howling. tears in his eyes. then he asks if they should call rose landry and apologise (all the while shane is still hard because the humiliation is doing it for him but surely nothing to examine psychologically so now, they do not call rose. matter of fact, ilya tells shane how to rub his clit the correct way)

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"

my hot take is that tumblr should have a bookmark function as well as likes