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I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

I love when everyone’s reblogging the same post 18 times in a row on my dash and I put it in my queue to post hours or days later so it gets seen by a new crowd I feel like a bird pooping out a seed for a new tree miles from where the fruit was grown #biodiversity

do you even know how much work goes in to keeping this basement appropriately creepy and disgusting? thats not rust on those pipes, i painted that. i cant have rusty pipes. i use those to shower. those are actually fancy rats, too, the wild ones are too good at hiding. and frankly good handcuffs are wayyy more expensive than the pink fuzzy kind. the filing cabinet is real, though. dont go in there. i need those paystubs to do taxes.

"which ship/character is this post about?" sorry that one was actually about my stupid bad real life

WAIT BTW❗️❗️❗️I FORGOT TO SAYYYYYYY MY YOUNGEST SISTER(15) maybe PIERCED HER OWN LIP WHEN I WAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY so my 22y/o sister asked her friend whose sister is best friends w my 15y/o sister what the sister knew abt this and the sister said 'i don't know apparently it's so embarrassing that she wouldn't even tell me about it' and NOW everyone is convinced it's an infection that she's hiding or her piercing attempt is so botched and ANYWAY . this is what i just said to her 'yk when luke hemmings of 5sos got his lip piercing he did it himself and he did it so badly and he got an infection and it was really bad but it was a good thing he told someone right away bc otherwise he would've gotten sepsis and DIED!!!!!!! so if something like that happened maybe you should be like luke hemmings and tell us about it. ok bye'

4PM MEETING not yet cancelled but one can hope. i was going to write out the rest of my to dos but got too overwhelmed. ONE THING I HAVE TO DO: message my supervisor abt pto next week. AAAAAAAAAAAA

MEETING CANCELLED!! my volunteer lab supervisor also still loves me bc he said 'i hope u have a wonderful weekend!' instead of just 'have a good weekend' YAYYYYYY