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I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

‘dont ponder yourself into stagnation diva’ is like a sister to ‘get off the cross ladykins’

did you hear? they're saying if you open your eyes to it, love is everywhere to be found. its everywhere its everywhere its everywhere

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?

Moons are such a fun thing for planets to have

“don’t put all your eggs in one basket” uhhh where else am i supposed to put them lol. that’s my #eggbasket dumbass

one post tlg ilya and shane are roleplaying and ilya's like "mmm, come on, sweetheart, rub your clit," except 30 seconds in he has to break character to be like, "shane. tell me you didn't fuck women like this. please." & shane's mortified while ilya is just. laughing. howling. tears in his eyes. then he asks if they should call rose landry and apologise (all the while shane is still hard because the humiliation is doing it for him but surely nothing to examine psychologically so now, they do not call rose. matter of fact, ilya tells shane how to rub his clit the correct way)