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I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

bro travelled to a beautiful place and refused to leave the hotel and go to the beach and get breakfast . Okay💯

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

i like to blame myself for everything just in case

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

Peeling an orange that doesn't want to be peeled is the most thankless fucking task. What in the zoo animal enrichment.

The e in email stands for evil mail

the world is very scary lets all hold hands and huddle in a cave

The animal is gay for being alive

hockey mutuals, what would your number be if you played professionally?

and why