died laughing in jail

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

That phrase means absolutely nothing. Not a goddamn thing. "History will judge them." Just like thoughts & prayers, it doesn't do anything to help.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

I NEVER SAW THIS THIS RULES SO HARD OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH BABY INDEED DESERVES A LITTLE SMOKO :D

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

Tchaikovsky at the cannon store: