we’re gonna play hitman

This is all I can think of every time Madelaine insists that a couple could be open

They look too good I’m not going to survive next week

Like what’s going on with those three

How it feels watching your tumblr mutuals engage in discourse about fandoms you've never heard of

Ally does maybe the best evil cackle I’ve ever heard from a real life person

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to improve the public infrastructure, destroy the rich families milking you for money, and perhaps also making hot vampire sex to you (or helping you make hotter sex with your partner of many years): rejuvenating, what we need in this day and age, modern

sure i'll get on the back of your scooter to go to the food coop but first can we talk about when you fed me your blood and made me immortal and bound to you forever and we said we'd fight each other to death