ouch my knees

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

it msut feel sooooo good to be an undulating sea creature swimming around. no bones no eyes just pure wiggling

eventually something comes and eats you but that's part of being an undulating sea creature #undulatingseacreature

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

Your mother is the only one who understands me

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

this is how your email finds me

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

“The axe forgets, but the tree remembers” is typically a very true statement. Unless, of course, you have moral ocd, in which case the axe has been haunted for weeks and the tree does not remember or care. In fact, many sources report that the axe, which is actually a plastic butter knife, has never been anywhere near a forest. And also there is no tree.

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

some moral ocd haver with 4 followers: hmmm.... i dont know... saying puppies dont deserved to be kicked seems kind of risky. what if im not as well-spoken as i think and people misunderstand me and think im actually pro puppies getting kicked? maybe this can just stay in the drafts. i dont want to come off as an deplorable force of evil

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.