you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

all my girls with bellies that stick out, youre cute as FUCK your body is beautiful and you deserve high self esteem and love

lil wayne or wathever

I get so reaction off that stimuulus

Last night we let the corpse thaw

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

there’s something inherently doglike in being a service top i think. something about the eagerness to please.

never kill yourself. you might see a pink haired trans girl with awesome tattoos at your local safeway and then be way too much of a coward to talk to her but still share a knowing look in the cereal aisle

the most evil person alive would like to start their career in mental health

You could make a vent post about having no friends and it’ll blow up and people will start reblogging it just to say things in the tags like “#this would be me except I’m beloved in the community and every year all my awesome friends who would die for me come together and throw me a big surprise party because they adore me so deeply”

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

i'll always meet someone described as not friendly, and it's just a person who doesn't smile or talk a lot unwarranted. I feel like I have to continuously explain to people that this is not inherently hostile behavior

life is better when you're not malnourished btw