The ontological paradox of Oreos

FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!

This just stabbed me in my childhood

Texas is not a red state. It is a voter suppression state. 

horror is always like oh no they're possessed by a demon well what about possessed by an angel? angelic possession is also horror.

That's scarier I think. To know the possession is Necessary. That any attempt to stop it will lead to greater tragedy as the angel's divine mission is interrupted. So you just have to sit there. And watch something else puppet your friend's body.

#Have y'all not seen supernatural? (fraddit)

Online-only games as a services are destroying video games.

My "old person trait" is thinking that if i buy a game, it should be complete at purchase and i shouldn't need internet to play it.

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

“if the unicorn throws its head back it’s over” i know. it adds spice to the experience