grow a pair of tits

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

“don’t judge a book by it’s cover” is a beautiful powerful sentiment that i fully ignore when book shopping

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

im doing this new thing it's called forgetting to post on tumblr

i like that tumblr suggested this to me, like, you’ll love this isabelle. you’ll love these jiggling cubes. and for once, tumblr was right. i do love them.

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

Always reblog the Scottish roofer

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy