Actually a Raven

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

Children in real life also.

The humble Oxford comma

#you can understand op by using your brain

I love you Thai trans women dodging the draft

just had a disconcerting thought

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

my cool uncle real leather

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

I saw torn bodies in front of my eyes inside the hospital I cannot describe how horrific it was.

Break up with your LOSER BOYFRIEND start an AUDIO FICTION PODCAST for an audience of THREE PEOPLE get on HORMONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY and NEVER KILL YOURSELF EVEN THOUGH THE WORLD WILL KEEP BREAKING YOUR HEART FOREVER