Actually a Raven

I’m making my mom read War of the Worlds and she, like many people, is struck by how weirdly chill everyone is being about the aliens in the first few chapters. Like how the narrator just goes “hm. That encounter with aliens was strange, I will now walk home and tell my wife about it over a casual dinner” like twice in a row. And how Olgivy et al just strolled directly up to the Martians and attempted to communicate with them as if Martians would have any understanding at all of what a flag is. No sense of danger no fear of consequences. She was like “why would you ever do that? How did they think that was a good idea?” And I think the answer is just that People Used To Just Do Whatever. There were no rules in the 1800s you just did shit and sometimes you died badly because of it.

The concept of giving a fuck just wasn't invented yet

The instant regret and disappointment in both their faces for me

me: "well it looks like you lost the bet. now you have to do anything I ask for~♡" my girlfriend: "oh yeah? and what's that" Me, scrolling through the search results for a hastily typed 'thigns that are sexually embarassing, for domming': "now now. be patient little bird~♡"

have you found anything yet goddess

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

if I could kill anything on the planet it would be my friends bad parents. and the second thing I would kill is fuckedelf

i love a sweetiepie goth. goth girls who are sweethearts have my whole heart actually. goth girls who are bitches also have my heart. to be clear. goth men can die though.

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario