he's the sweetest girl in the world

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

everytime this gets notes there's a chance i will see them while outside without sunscreen and go oh yeah. so ty for being part in my cancer prevention

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

When they torture u to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂😂😂

it’s actually not misogynistic to say astrology is bogus, and it is indeed way way more misogynistic to believe that things that can’t be proven rationally through science are More Female.

Masculine and feminine are over. Its just The Urge now. The desire. The torment.

tomorrow its love and today its hope and yesterday it isnt any more