this is the life I chose

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

shrimp tempura

kids will be like "appy juice is my favorite" and when you ask why theyll say its because of dialectical materialism

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

I am the very model of a frightened shaking animal

I've anxieties outlandish that stay in my peripheral