A sleepy raccoon

so how and why is it possible for pro-heroes to ditch their jobs when japan just experienced a catastrophic terrorist attack and a jailbreak from their most dangerous prison facility. literally where is the army or police force. why isn’t there a special unit under military command. am i supposed to believe the likes of best jeanist and wash were supposed to be the country’s VERY very best? there really aren’t any secret agents or triumph cards the japanese government can invoke if the pro-heroes fail? did all might’s career seriously nerf the shit out of the government this badly that the entire country can fall apart at the hands of some terrorists? this shit is all kinds of insane. imagine military high command can resign whenever they want in the middle of a war and there aren’t any competent people to take their place. bros i am at my limit with the bnhaverse japanese government. how is there no army. even if there are pro-heroes where the fuck is the army. an air force. tanks and fighter jets and tactical gear and black ops shit. what is going on. how. i refuse to believe japan’s future rests in the hands of high schoolers and best jeanist for god’s sake IT’S BEST JEANIST HE SUCKS SO MUCH ASS HE IS SO LAME COME ON

It’s important that everyone understand that, when I say that I “like” a villainous character, what I in fact mean is that I consider them to be both cool and morally praiseworthy, as well as correct in their aims and methods and worthy of emulation by people in the real world. Just in case there was any ambiguity on this point.

I further elaborate that I consider them to be An Excellent Role-Model for Impressionable Children.

I almost neglected to mention that they are a worthy sexual partner and that I am aroused by everything that they do.

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

CONSTANTIN FROM GREEDFALL. YESSSSS

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Let’s see what you can do bagel

YEEEEEE-

:/

What does the bagel do?

Come on bagel. Give me something!

who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen

British people, apparently

tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside

i personally would rather have one in my kitchen than in the bathroom because i don’t like the idea of shitting and folding laundry being in competition for the same space.

i have a laundry room????

I also have a laundry room

I too have a laundry room that doubles for storage space of medical supplies

Sometimes I forget that coconut crabs really are that fucking big

y-you mean they’re not the size of coconuts???

no. they break coconuts with their claws

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MONSTER

No wonder they think Amelia was eaten by them-

#i slammed my hand on my desk and screamed