BROKENHEART SYNDROME!!!

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

The self-indulgent fanficiton will also continue after morale improves, just with better morale.

argentina hate has officially gone too far wtf you mean you're rooting for england. ENGLAND. not even the uk bro ENGLAND

Oh my god my mutual that I have a parasocial relationship with just reblogged my post, the world is good again for a moment

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid