Internet mum, Cat mum

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

Not to overstate the perks of divorce, but as a kid whose parents divorced, remarried, divorced, and married again one of my favourite things is to show up to family functions like “I’m related to literally none of you. What up with these mini muffins tho”

I spent last thanksgiving with my ex-stepparent’s new spouse’s family and the kids were like “are you our step-brother?” and I just cackled like a cartoon villain

Relationship of Theseus

they should invent a me who is free of guilt

a buddy cop action movie but instead of an uptight public servant/street smart cool guy combo it’s about an anarchist and a leninist

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

i support women's wrongs

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

"if you forgot then it obviously wasn't important to you" is an ableist thing to say and i'm tired of pretending it's not

I've forgotten *my own birthday* before. There are several years of my life just straight up missing. In the past I've forgotten silly little frivolous things like NAMES OF LOVED ONES or WHERE MY HOUSE IS. But obviously none of that was important. Fucking awful, ableist thing to say.