wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

AI has made the internet so much less fun. I don't want to question whether a photo of a bunny is real. I don't want to worry about someone making a deepfake just because I posted a pic with my friends. I want to read a recipe and know that the photo is a real cake they made. Yes I know I need to touch grass but also I think I should be allowed to interact online without second-guessing whether someone fabricated every image for personal gain

btw this is about the tragedy of the commons. it's not about spending too much time online or whatever - it's about the fact that a handful of people are polluting the collective space to the detriment of everyone else, and that there is no way to stop them from doing that. it sucks and it's killing the internet, and I'm mad about that

remember the sims 2 ds game which was nothing like any recognizable sims game and involved your character owning a hotel in the middle of a desert and occasionally giving fruit to a mummy so your power didn’t get shut off

I had this game and after like 2 months of playing, the mayor character in my game just completely disappeared, and I could still see his stats or whatever and his mood was always “in the mood”. He was trapped in a dimension of horniness.

Wasn’t this the one where you could become a rat super hero or some shit?? Also you had a bovine shrine for whatever reason???

well apparently my deficiency in vitamin d is “severe.” Whatever that means

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

This kitty’s sunset viewings! I am grateful for this!!!

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)