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Easiest - Percy Jackson: Very thoughtful, lots of emotional intelligence, trying his best. Defensive at times but largely cooperative.

Second easiest - Danny Fenton: Fairly cooperative as long as he's relaxed, but struggles to reflect on his thoughts and feelings.

Middle - Bruce Wayne: Stubborn as a mule and argues to hell and back, but responds well to reason (and doesn't exclude psychology from that category.)

Second hardest - Harry Potter: Highly combative, but doesn't really have the context or social skills to dig his heels in effectively.

(Long time no see)

People like to assume that just because the Fentons aren't afraid to get dirty and rough it camping that their son Danny is the same way. If anything they can see him catching frogs and playing in the corn fields. It is the Midwest after all.

Nope. Danny hates outdoors. He liked sterile clean environments. Its like a space station the way he leaves no crumbs. Outdoor mess stays outdoors.

He isn't a fan of mud or dirt. He like playing video games inside where this is air conditioning and artificial light.

you: they're not here are they? this is a trick question and they're nearby ready to hound me if i don't say them. i'm not doing this again, you spardas are like a pack when it comes to these silly questions, one asks as the other two hound me for my awnser.

nero: they're on a mission. it's just you and me. so who is your favourite.

you: ... dante because he lets me have pizza and icecream sundaes...

dante: *bursts out of another room he was hidding in* I FUCKING KNEW IT! SWEET SWEET VICTORY BROTHER!

vergil: *bursts out of another room, yamato in hand* (name) retract your statement right now, i demand it so as bribery such as pizza and sundaes should not be permited.

dante: aww is someone mad? doesn't like being a loser? sore loser- *gets kicked through a window*

vergil: when im done with him, im hoping you've reconsidered. *leaves*

you; ...

nero; ...i

tell me you love it. tell me it made you slam your laptop shut. tell me you brought it up at your college lecture about kink. key smash in all caps. quote the passage that made you think. i promise, we’ll love it.

I mean, she(the child) doesn't seem UPSET. But Lois, honey, you can't do that. We're not Bruce. We can't afford the lawyers. Also, does our....nnnnnew? Daughter? Guest! Oh, thank God. Not that you're not lovely! You'd be a wonderful daughter! I'm sure plenty of people want to... kidnap...

Okay, see, it sounded better in his head.

He's back to being Concerned again. Lois? Lois why did you Kidnap a guest? And Miss, would you like some apple crumble?

All while Lois is muttering about Contacts and "where is my blackmail folder" and "fuckin KNEW that guy was sketchy! Honorable man, my ASS, Dad!" from her office.

Clark is just? Trying so, SO hard to Be A Good Host(tm) and not invite the wrath of his (adopted) ancestors upon him. You eaten yet? Want more? Have some tea. A blanket. My soul. Need a liver? You can have mine! Take our house. We can adopt you if you want! You're family here, perfect stranger, welcome!

Only for Sam to just? Kneecap him? By casually asking if some boy named "Wes" is "actually on to anything" and he really is Kal-El.

Sam: Sir down fly boy. Calm down. I'm just telling your wife about the cover up around Amity Park. The human rights violations. And attempts to block us in so we can't ask for help.

Clark:.... I can just leave you to it then?

Sam:.... Urgh, you're a farm boy aren't you? I'm vegan. Hi make whatever, so long as it's vegan I'll eat it.

Clark: Got it!

Lois comes out bearing the folder of doom.

Lois: Tell me everything!!!!

Sam: So. I can call my friend. And he can also email you the files we totally found lying around and didn't break into a government installation to steal.

Lois: Please do! In fact. Honey!! I'm taking Sam back home tomorrow. I'll be staying for a few days! I'll take my pager!

Sam: It won't work. Outside tech never does. It has to be made in Amity to work.

The Casper High gossip mill explodes.

Wes Weston was right? About what? Seriously this is the guy who thinks Bruce Wayne is Batman and that Lex Luthor has a crush on Superman. He has more conspiracy theories than matching socks and he has a theory about where his other socks are.

Which if Wes’s crazy theories was he right about?

Sam isn’t telling.

Wes isn’t telling

New DPxDC idea

Ellie smiled, wide and mischievous gleefully.

Oh, oh, this. She was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo going to rub this in Danny's face when she tells him.

She ignored the sputtering sounds the sad soul torn trench coat man gave or the "Constantine, you said they'd not be able to leave the circle!" from the man dressed in his bat fursona as she stepped out of the summoning and containment circle and floated towards Martian Manhunter.

Clark: What do you mean?

Bruce: As you know, Tim has always had an... appreciation for heroes. Especially young heros like Robin and Phantom.

Clark: Yes, he's a big fan even when he was Robin.

Bruce: Exactly. And, as you know, some fans are in what they call "fandom". Tim is active in this community. He is a fanfiction writer.

Clark: a writer? That's not bad as I thought it was going to be when you called me over.

Bruce: Look at the laptop on the table. That's Tim's most popular fanfiction.

Clark:

Bruce crying: How can I support this?

bruce and clark discussing the truama of their parents both dating alfred and danny joins them to complain about him sleeping with clockwork

Bruce: Stop seducing my friends' parents!

Alfred:

Three days later:

Barbara: DAD!?

James: Sweetheart! Its not what it looks like!