Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
Remaining time: 5 days 18 hours
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
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Danny finds out he's a clone of one of the Gotham vigilantes, thanks to a random lore drop from his parents.
Problem is, he doesn't know which one, since his parents didn't remember or make a note of it, and the ectoplasm his DNA was dunked in upon half-dying makes any kind of blood work totally corrupted.
He's managed to narrow it down by excluding whichever vigilantes didn't appear until after his birth (creation? birth), but that still leaves too many to make much difference.
Still, he keeps a closer eye on news about Gotham's vigilantes, he's making comparisons, finding similarities, noting differences, between all of them and himself.
With his template being a vigilante but not knowing which, it's hard to attribute these observations to being a template thing, a vigilante thing, or a Danny thing.
He could spend all day analyzing masked faces for any shred of familiarity, but he's already having an identity crisis, and he has better ways to spend his time and bigger things to worry about. So the clone flavored crisis can sit in the back of his mind and wait its turn.
The 'vigilante' is Penny One. He's a clone of Alfred.
One night, early in his career, Bruce was badly injured and called for Alfred to come collect him. Alfred donned a mask and drove over there, gathering him into the car and heading home.
Unfortunately, he'd been startled while preparing Bruce's after patrol snack, and had cut his hand. In his haste to collect Bruce, he hadn't properly wrapped it.
Shortly after they have left the scene, Jack and Maddie come out of the shadows and collect a couple of blood samples.
They go back to their lab and mess around with it, but the only one to produce a viable clone is the one with Alfred's blood, as Bruce had been exposed to Ivy's spores and so his samples were contaminated.
Most of the batfam don't really know how Alfred looked like when he was younger and as theirs pseudo grandad theirs mental image was always older grandpa Alfred that doesn't age and always was, were and will be the same figure that take care of them and the manor
The batfam know clones to be, in theory, duplicates of their template. And in experience clones have a lot of Thoughts about that, ranging from 'a tool better than the original' to 'wanting a life and their template's acceptance'.
Alfred and Danny propose a new dynamic: He's Just Some Guy To Me
Obviously Alfred would be open to Danny joining the fam, happily, he's a brilliant young man, but he's not going to plead for it like the others might.
Danny has obligations and a life in Amity Park, to being Phantom, just as Alfred has obligations and a life in Gotham, to the Wayne family.
Doesn't mean they won't share some recipes, or the occasional tea (literal or figurative) when their loved ones force them to take breaks.
Does mean the picture they make together is a mindbender for everyone else. Yeah. Behold, babyfaced Alfred lookalike, apparently.
Danny finds out he's a clone of one of the Gotham vigilantes, thanks to a random lore drop from his parents.
Problem is, he doesn't know which one, since his parents didn't remember or make a note of it, and the ectoplasm his DNA was dunked in upon half-dying makes any kind of blood work totally corrupted.
He's managed to narrow it down by excluding whichever vigilantes didn't appear until after his birth (creation? birth), but that still leaves too many to make much difference.
Still, he keeps a closer eye on news about Gotham's vigilantes, he's making comparisons, finding similarities, noting differences, between all of them and himself.
With his template being a vigilante but not knowing which, it's hard to attribute these observations to being a template thing, a vigilante thing, or a Danny thing.
He could spend all day analyzing masked faces for any shred of familiarity, but he's already having an identity crisis, and he has better ways to spend his time and bigger things to worry about. So the clone flavored crisis can sit in the back of his mind and wait its turn.
It makes too much sense, and now they have to start investigating all over again.
Danny was right, this is NOT worth the effort of finding out.
But he's invested now, he's so annoyed by that. nobody is letting this go without a conclusive ending and the group are just crossing their fingers and hoping Danny's template isn't the Joker.
(He's probably not, btw, I think one of the others would be more fun)
Time: has a treehouse in the middle of a dark oak forest somewhere. no type of pathing whatsover but somehow always finds his way home w no issue. is fully decked out in diamond enchanted armor but spends most of his time collecting different plants for his garden. loves the lush caves it’s the only reason he goes mining and he somehow always lucks out w finding ores. has every mob head and wears them all the time. keeps an allay as a pet that follows him everywhere
Wars: spends most of his time fighting mobs, has every type of armor and weapon, all fully enchanted (though not very good enchantments), hates going mining cuz he always gets lost, but he loves finding spawners. depends on trading to get most of his items. house is made completely of stone, he’s trying to upgrade it into a castle but he’s on thin ice w his stone brick dealer (legend) bc he called him a hoarder. gets trolled constantly
Legend: has been to every single biome and has hella resources from each one, def wanna stay in his good graces cuz if you need something, he’s got like fifty stacks of it. his chest and map room are truly something legendary. pretty fair w trading unless ravios online, he will hijack the exchange and somehow leave you with nothing. has the best luck with enchanting and a personal vendetta against chickens. is trying to get all the achievements done but keeps getting dragged into shenanigans
Wild: no one wants his ass anywhere near their base he is a creeper MAGNET and he sucks at killing them. also doesn’t help that he prioritizes making tnt over everything. he won’t blow people’s stuff up on purpose but everyone is still wary. lives in a beautifully built home, like he genuinely put a ridiculous amount of effort into it but then he’ll try to do something stupid like make a lava trash can and winds up either burning down all his stuff or accidentally falling into it. always has food on him and shares it liberally. will fight mobs w anything but a sword and is always getting lost
Twilight: finds the most beautiful location to build with mountains and trees all around him. his house is small but he has a huge farm w so many crops. name tags every animal he sees but lets them roam free, the others keep finding them all over the map. has a horse stable and welcomes people to borrow them but will hold a grudge if one dies. has several wolves guarding his nether portal and has banned wild from using it bc he’s always bringing in mobs.
Four: sets up camp in the first village he sees, has all the villagers trade levels unlocked and has built a whole wall around to protect them. prefers to strip mine over going to caves cuz he just finds it relaxing. he has plenty of diamonds but prefers to use iron tools. usually the one to be called when someone dies and loses their stuff. really good with red stone, he has an automatic farm for everything
Wind: built a pirate ship in the ocean and uses it as his home. has raided all the shipwrecks and ocean monuments. has a pet pig he keeps in front of the ‘steering wheel’ of the ship. finds the stronghold completely accident and is determined to kill the ender dragon w no help. will eventually succeed. always has a boat on him. gets really excited about treasure maps, will tag along if someone else finds one.
Sky: built his home in the sky and is always falling off the side. is the first to find an elytra for this reason and is really good at flying. he uses one diamond sword that he keeps mending over and over again. has several pet parrots and they always startle him but he refuses to leave his home w out one. feels really bad about killing any animals and will apologize to them every time he does.
Hyrule: lives in a cave and refuses to upgrade. doesn’t have a door so he’s always getting ambushed by mobs. is single-handedly causing a coal shortage due to the amount of torches he goes through. uses gold tools because he thinks they look cool but also has plenty of golden apples so he’s not doing so bad all things considered. is always losing his home cave and will just abandon all his stuff and start again in a new cave which drives legend insane.
Hey, what do you think the Sparda family favorite Disney movies would be
Cause boy do I have opinions on this? I did not mean to have opinions on this 
My answer is below the cut
please if you have any opinions on this tell me especially if you have your own pics I’d love to hear them. I had a lot of fun making this list. 
Sparda
Probably either Alice in Wonderland or the little mermaid in my opinion
Both have themes of going to another world in finding it interesting and enjoyable and a little weird I don’t know. I think he would relate hard and enjoy this fun adventure.
Eva
I think she would really enjoy Lady and the Tramp or Aristocats
Mainly off of vibes, but I also think she would love the romance and think it’s such a cute little story
no it does not remind her of how her and Sparda met (it absolutely does )
Aristocats has her favorite Disney song and all of existence and she absolutely loves it
She sings it all the time, and Cannon will bully her family into singing it with her
When Virgil and Dante are kids they share the same exact favorite movie
The Lion King
But they love the drama the betrayal, they’re amazing music they just loved it so much
It’s no longer their favorite as adults because it freaking triggers both them in multiple ways
But they have very fond memories of it as kids
adults
Virgil
Fox and the hound or lady and the tramp
He mainly likes fox and the hound because OK if we named off every reason we’d be here all day
But his favorite part is the ending he loves a bittersweet ending, especially how copper protects Todd in the end. Even though they don’t get to stay best friends, he loves it.
Do I think Virgil would’ve been a Disney adult in a different life? Yes, yes, I do.
He loves Lady and the tramp for multiple reasons, but mainly because of the fond memories of watching with his mother
He also relates with feeling the favoritism and running away because of it and he loves seeing that not backlash horribly like it did for him
Dante
Oliver and Company and Aristocats
He loves Oliver and company for multiple reasons mainly because he likes to see a story where a homeless kid gets a good loving, kind family
Plus, the music is absolutely fantastic
He loves Aristocats mainly because of memories of watching and singing songs from that movie constantly throughout his childhood
Everybody wants to be a cat is eternally seared into his brain And is the main way? he remembers what his mother sounded like
Nero
Lilo and stitch and tangled or his favorites
Lilo and stitch because of the found family vibes plus I feel like he would relate really hard with Lilo
And tangled because it just feels so good and sweet and he absolutely loves the ending when she reunite with her parents especially when Flynn gets pulled into the hug as well
Oh, and if you’re wondering how they came across watching all these Disney movies 
Nero has three kids
Virgil would’ve been a Disney adult in a different life and probably once he’s trusted is around Nero‘s kids a lot 
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Vergil just went around and introduced himself as Vergil, Son of Sparda.😭
So Mundus found him first, before Tony/Dante. Vergil had been dealing with Mundus's assassin very early on. And still carried himself as a Son of Sparda.🥰
But this also means Mundus's network of spies and informants in human world stretches a lot. He manages to find both brothers eventually and within less than ten years. I'm assuming he had spies similar to Cid.
Every single week I cycle through a different coffee shop in my town and ask the barista to make me their favorite drink in a medium. I have an entire spiel:
“All milk is fine, caffeinated and not caffinated i’m game, hot and iced both work, it can be coffee or tea or anything.”
It has yet to fail me. Every time I have tried a new drink I never would have thought to try and every one I’ve had has been amazing. The true delight I’ve seen in baristas faces pondering on what to make me and the joy they have when I like the drink always makes my day and I hope it makes theirs too. It’s the little things of kindness that can make someone’s day and I feel that it helps the world be kinder. Highly recommend doing this yourselves.
Additional update: I wrote a good review/feedback for the coffee shop and corporate really liked my review, so now everyone in the coffee shop knows my name, knows I gave the review because my order is unique, and I was given a free breakfast sandwich in appreciation.
#oh and they start making a mystery drink for me every time I walk in the door now and the baristas will argue on who gets to make the drink
#when the manager I've never seen before went 'are you (full first and last name)' and thanked me for the review I was so happy #THEY PINNED IT ON A BOARD BEHIND THEM SO I SEE IT EVERY TIME I ORDER COFFEE NOW #AAAAAAA
#they're all so sweet I'm debating on giving some of my fav baristas my number so I can ask for their dietary restrictions to make them soup
Seeing people reblog this post with tags along the lines of “humanity is good” makes me so happy man. My singular goal in life is if I manage to have a conversation with a person and they walk away at least a bit happier than before, I’ve succeeded in my life’s mission. My impact on the world might not be huge but to those around me and the few that I interact with, spreading that little bit of joy can mean so much to others and watching that joy impact others is truly amazing.
There was something encapsulating about the rumble that surrounded him. The endless loop of the same winds, scents, and sounds.
The way the church three blocks away always tolled the bell at 2:15PM daily. The way the desolate schoolhouse still had the bell system going, urging the echoes of students along the day.
The way the streetlights still functioned, the lights signaling nonexistent drivers to move safely. The way the bell tower still tolled every 12 hours, his favorite place to lay and watch it shift and reverberate in his skull.
There was something oddly comforting about the solitude, the isolation. Knowing that each time he opened his eyes, each time he walked those streets, he'd be alone.
There was no threat here. No one he needed to save. No fear of vivisection or chase. No government rallying for the decimation of his people.
It was peaceful in the same vein it was a nightmare. But he chose to ignore the ache in his chest, the loneliness that lapped at the edges of his mind.
Instead, he fell into a routine. Waking up every morning and walking the town. Stopping by each desolate business, spending a few hours at the park, and dusting everything he came across.
Time didn't exist in his little haven. He was sure years trickled by in the outside, even as nothing about himself changed. Nothing about the strange echo of his town changed.
Well, nothing had changed in what felt like years. Until he heard a voice echo over the empty streets.
"HELLO! ANYONE OUT THERE?!"
The sound of a man jolted him from his daze, a mix of fear and excitement flooding his system. He made a point of walking, not using any of his powers in worry of this being a foe.
No one was supposed to find his hideaway. He was supposed to be safe and isolated for the remainder of his existence.
But there he was.
Dressed in worn in pajamas, feet bare, a strange light shining through the battered tanktop. Fear left him rooted in place, stranging at the newcomer from just across the barren road.
"Oh shit, hey, uh... kid?" The strange spoke, weary as he slowly made his way closer. The man glanced around for a moment before settling again, his words coming out more gentle in the presence of a kid. "Is there anyone else around?"
The silence stretched for a long moment, neither saying a word. The strange grew uncomfortable, shifting on his feet.
"I... I'm Danny." Danny finally spoke, his voice soft and hoarse after so long with no one to speak to. It felt foreign to him, like he was breaking an unspoken rule. "It's just me... you're not supposed to be here."
can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.
its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late
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Danny spun so he was facing up, looking up at Kyle with those spectacularly green eyes. Kyle suddenly wished he had his sketchbook with him to try and capture the sheer determination burning in the teen's gaze.
"Think of it like... bobbing for apples," Danny said, gesturing vaguely.
"Every apple is a separate universe, and all of them are just, doing their thing in whatever bucket or barrel of water you've got them in."
"The water is the infinite realms, then?"
Danny snapped his fingers, beaming. "Exactly! So whenever the water is disturbed, the apples all feel the ripples."
"And if someone grabs an apple...?"
"Eh, the metaphor sort of breaks down here," Danny said with a shrug. "In our case, all the apples are glued together and if you grab the wrong one, the whole bucket explodes. Wel, actually, it would implode, but. You get my point."
Kyle was starting to get a headache. Of course it would be a multiverse-obliterating threat, since when had Kyle ever been able to catch a break?
His ring chirped then, alerting him to an incoming call, and Kyle gladly took the meager distraction.
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