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anyways i love headcanons where percy is just. an absolute New York stereotypical skater kid emphasis on stereotypical. like yes he spent most of his time at private boarding schools and yes he was only in New York in the summer and yes he's a mama's boy so he would never (intentionally) commit any type of crime but also. he knows how to pickpocket because his neighbor taught him when he was eight. the local police chief knows him personally even though he's never actually been jailed for anything because "why are you always on the scene when something happens?". he figured out how to pick locks on WikiHow when he was 11 so that if Gabe locked him out and forgot to let him back in he could do it himself. when he said in book 1 that he sold 'candy' to rich kids at his private school for cash, what he really meant was that he picked random plants in the schoolyard and told people they were weed and got money for it until someone realized the weirdo from dorm 1 was scamming everyone with dandelions,
he's a legend at the skatepark because he has zero self preservation and so on a given day you can see him doing the most insane death-defying stunts ever and all the local parents are scared he's going to crack his head on the concrete someday and give their kids ptsd. piper "annabeth you didn't tell me he's a skater kid ;-;" mclean absolutely teases him for all the above 24/7, send tweet
Dr. Fenton, Lex Luthor's Evil Assistant
Danny was looking for work on the East Coast, and because he's not fucking crazy, he centered his search on Not Gotham. Excluding that, most of the good job opportunities were in Metropolis under the nose of Superman. Danny wasn't mad that he had to be in Superman's city, in fact he was quite happy he didn't have to take charge when his residence was threatened, he just didn't like the fact that he was living under the perview of a government super.
So when he heard back from his application as a personal assistant at Lexcorp, the company headed by the one man Superman hated more than evil, he took it with glee.
~~
When Lex Luthor saw the name Fenton cross his desk he had to stop and do a double take.
The Fenton patents were revolutionary, the technology they represented was game changing, but the rights to it was held in a deathgrip by their son, who, after their deaths, had refused any offers and redacted most information on the subject. To have Dr. Fenton in his building under his employ would be the perfect opportunity to get his hands on the patents that could change the world as they knew it.
~~
Superman landing dramatically on Luthor's balcony: Lex, this is-
Danny, rolling by in an swivel chair: do you have an appointment?
Superman: this isn't a business meeting, I'm here to-
Danny: sorry Mr. Luthor doesn't take walk-ins.
~~
Luthor: Dr. Fenton, have you given any thought to selling the rights to your parents' patents? That kind of technology could change the world.
Danny: I know. I don't think you know.
Luthor, eyes dilating like a cat seeing a bird: How are you so certain?
Danny: NDA's.
~~
Red Robin sneaking into the LexCorp building at midnight: ...
Danny, raking in that sweet overtime:...
Danny: Do you have a warrant?
Red Robin: ... Yes?
Danny, shrugging and walking away: okay.
~~
Luthor, in a video call with The Light: That door was Locked
Danny, with a printed schedule: and this hour was reserved for a different meeting.
Creepy Blank White Screen: has there been an interruption?
Danny: yes, this meeting has gone past it's allowed time.
Creepy Blank White Screen: Mere schedules are of no consequ-
Danny, exiting the Zoom call: blah blah blah
Lex hired Danny with the intention to manipulate him into selling his patents. Instead he got himself a secretary who won't put up with his shit and will boss him around if necessary. Lex got scolded to hell and back when Danny learned about Kon (probably right after he was made).
If neither Lex or Superman is willing to treat their kid right, Danny's just gonna have to do it himself. Dani will be ecstatic to have a new clone brother. Kon is still reeling over having a new, third dad- one that loves him unconditionally and treats him like his own person instead of just a clone. And for some reason his new dad can help him with his developing powers? He's not a super, though? Oh well, Kon's still pretty happy where he's at.
Superman would be so offended. Who does he think he is to tell him how to treat his clone! And, he just... Won't let him do his work! The last time he tried to shake Lex down for information?? Danny stared him dead in the eyes. And obliterated any chance he had to leave gracefully.
"You can flirt with my boss outside of work hours. The office is for work. "
It's going to haunt him. Lois isn't helping any. It was caught on camera. And she hasn't stopped laughing since. She asked him about it! During an interview!
Mercy Graves takes one look at this guy, who perfectly embodies "fuck around and find out" while also being a very competent assistant, digs our the folders of corporate blackmail, drips them on Danny's hands and goes "I find myself in need of an apprentice, and you've been doing splendidly in handling Lex's usual bullshit. How would you like to become an expert of dealing with more advance bullshit, and become an integral member of Lexcorp?"
Danny looks up to the badass Amazon basically telling him she'll teach him how to get Lex Fucking Luthor to follow the schedules he asked him to set, and hits her with the "At least these aren't adoption papers! :)"
#Mercy would try to sneakily parent him anyways#but in a mentorship kinda way#rather than adoption#i imagine the Light send in someone to 'test his loyalties'#so Danny knocks them around until he's released all the stress Mr.Luthor gives him by NOT STICKING TO THE SET SCHEDULE!!!!#The Light never question him again#the assassin was sent by Ra's#they're confused if they should be sending Danny a gift basket#a marriage proposal#or run away screaming
Danny adores his badass mentor. She teaches him all the tricks. Lex.. Has to admit it was clever of her. Between the two of them? He is probably never going to be able to run off schedule again.. Dammit.
(letâs see. I like this re-blog, and this re-blog, and that re-blog. So Iâm just gonna mush them all together in one post ok? Contains re-blogs from @fantasticstoryteller, @raventao, and @sayatumbles)
The truly ironic thing here is that Danny would, just by virtue of Not GAFing, stop almost 80% of Lexâs evil plans. See, most of those plans depend on the fact that theyâre not on paper anywhere--there is no trail to tie them to Luthor.
And Danny is getting paid to do one thing, and one thing only: make sure Luthor follows his officially penned schedule. Clandestine meetings are a thing of the past. And any meeting that Dannyâs in on? Yeah, heâs cutting right through the double talk and circular âYou know what I mean.â
Lex attempting to plan an attack with other members of the Light: Children are so precious, arenât they?
Another Light member: They are. Shame if something were to happen to them.
Danny: Are you suggesting or in any way shape or form attempting to suggest that Mr. Luthor should hurt children? I need to know.
Both members are horrified. Because, yes, that is exactly whatâs happening, and the important thing is there is supposed to be plausible deniability. Ignoring this consternation, Danny continues.
Danny: Because I for one cannot condone any implied message that Mr. Luthor--who is already having PR issues, by the way--should hurt children. Do you have any idea what that would do to stocks if it got out? I thought not. Now, Mr. Luthor has to go; he has a more important appointment to get to.
Lex: What appointment?
Danny: Youâre volunteering at the childrenâs hospital today, to prevent any backlash should any part of this attempted conversation be made public.
Danny, absolutely not giving a fuck about The Light: what are they going to do? Kill me? Been there, done that. Now, about your new PR campaign.
Lex hired Danny with the intention to manipulate him into selling his patents. Instead he got himself a secretary who won't put up with his shit and will boss him around if necessary. Lex got scolded to hell and back when Danny learned about Kon (probably right after he was made).
If neither Lex or Superman is willing to treat their kid right, Danny's just gonna have to do it himself. Dani will be ecstatic to have a new clone brother. Kon is still reeling over having a new, third dad- one that loves him unconditionally and treats him like his own person instead of just a clone. And for some reason his new dad can help him with his developing powers? He's not a super, though? Oh well, Kon's still pretty happy where he's at.
(Now for my own addition)
Danny doesn't use his powers. Not because heâs actively trying to hide them but because he doesnât need them. Heâs fought gods, ancients, beings more powerful than these heroes could possibly imagine. These guys? He can take care of them with just his parents inventions. With his own improvements of course. So Iâm just kinda imagining mad scientist Danny who will be found in a lab whenever he isnât forcing Luthor to be in a meeting (some employees wonder if Danny ever sleeps. And he doesnât. Because he doesnât actually need to anymore. When Luthor first hired Danny, he tried to buy the patents but was turned down. So he figured if Danny wouldnât give them legally, he could just take them by force. Wouldnât be the worst thing heâs done. The only problem is, for some reason mind reading doesnât work (he tried hiring people), the guy is immune to drugs (since Luthor tried various forms of truth serum). And when he hired Danny, it was as an assistant. Not an inventor. He couldnât even con the man into making a new contract with him. So when he gives Danny a lab to work on his personal projects as a âgiftâ for his hard work, itâs with the full intention of spying on him. OnlyâŚfor some reason, all the cameras and bugging devices Luthor put in the lab are filled with static and disrupted. Heâs tried to send Danny an assistant to find how the inventions are built, but each person has no idea whatâs going on and canât keep up. What they can keep up with doesnât make sense and they canât even try to explain it. Luthor himself even tried to walk in and watch but Danny just sat there, drinking coffee while staring at him because he âwasnât in an inventing mood that day.â And the most frustrating thing? Danny made many inventions. He made a way to get clean water by taking in the moisture in the air. He made some type of completely clean green energy source. He made a small device that when attached to something, can make it weightless which had increased debris rescue attempts and worker efficiently when moving large objects. And has somehow made the new phones have infinite WiFi signals even from space. They literally tested it by giving the next astronaut a phone and while on the moon, that person was watching YouTube videos with perfect internet.
His company was reproducing revolutionary technology and Luthor had no idea how they were being made.
It was mind boggling. It didnât make sense. Even when he ripped apart and dissected the inventions to find out how they worked, nothing added up. And when he tried putting them back together they never worked right. He couldnât even try and use them to capture Superman. All of the inventions were unable to be twisted to do harm. It was infuriating.
Danny just goes on and on making more and more inventions. He becomes famous in the company for being able to fix anything and everything and becomes the go-to guy. Yet he is always focused on making sure Luthor makes his meetings. And thatâs when his real inventions come out. Because Danny does have weapons. Luthor has seen them. (Or at least, he thought he saw the guy weld a kryptonite blade against Superman? Sure it wasnât green but how else could it cut the man of steel?)
Then Danny finds out about Kon and practically takes him under his wing. If Luthor is too busy for the boy, Danny schedules time with him and teaches him all kinds of things like how to read and write and even takes him out to the movies and to try different foods and desserts. Kon learns he likes the ice cream stand down by the corner and also enjoys spicy food. Danny does not like spicy food but is willing to sit down and eat it for the boy. Kon appreciates that Danny was so willing to do something he didnât like just because it made Kon happy. Kon really likes Luthorâs new assistant. Heâs nice, spends time with him, and actually treats him like a person. He even gave tips on controlling his powers!
Danny for all intents an purposes, seems like a normal guy, until someone attempts to mess with one of Luthorâs scheduled meetings. Thatâs when the mad scientist comes out. Just imagine, thereâs a super hard battle against Darkseid where Luthor attempted to make a deal but was double crossed and now he and the heroes have to put their differences aside to fight. Only suddenly, Danny shows up with a ballpoint pen and notepad telling them that he has to take Luthor for his 7:30 pm appointment. Darkseid looks down at the puny human and says that Luthor was not going anywhere. Danny locks eyes with him, pulls out the ballpoint pen, clicks the end, and like Percy Jackson it turns into a Fenton blaster about the size of his forearm. Danny takes aim and shoots off Darkseidâs arm, then before anyone can do anything, Danny rushes over, grabs his keychain necklace which switches into a long glowing green chain and shoots it out the improved Jack-o-nine tails which wraps the overlord up while binding his mouth so he canât speak. Then Danny walks over to the downed giant and points the still smoking blaster under his chin and says that Mr. Luthor was coming with him.
And Darkseid whimpers.
Danny looks so bored as he goes over to Luthor and says he needs to come with him for his appointment. Luthor decides not to argue.
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Legend talks about his uncle in a way that makes the chain THINK he's dead. So so sad... Only for them to fall into Legend's Hyrule one time and there's this random older guy?? Visiting Ravio??? And Legend lights up a little kid and goes "UNCLE!!" and nearly bowls him over with a hug.
Turns out his Uncle retired after the events of ALTTP and took up traveling a few years later. Legend was old enough to manage the orchard himself, and it was fun when the two ran into each other while traveling every so often!
After his most recent adventure with Ravio and then Hytopia, his uncle makes a point to visit home more often. His nephews been through a lot and he really only seen that fully in the last few years. And with this new adventure, Ravio gets a bit lonely at home! And he wants to get to know his nephew's new "friend" wink wink nudge nudge....

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sparda bunny boys
Wanted to give Nero a new hairstyle and it somehow turned into a Dadgil comic đĽšđ
I'm playing the DMC5 Vergil run and everytime Vergil got covered in blood it made me laugh cause he looked so sad LMAOO
Random DpxDc Idea
Talia made another Damian Clone and send him to Gotham for the usual reason. Except that Danny, who is Damians friend because the plot requires it, runs into the clone first and mistakes him for Damian at first. Danny greets the clone with a hug, and a bright, friendly smile. Its the first good touch, and speck of kindness the clone has ever felt and he becomes instantly attached to Danny. Of course, when 'Damian' didn't try to stab Danny for hugging him, like he usually does, Danny realises the clone isn't Damian, and pulls away but the clone just grabs his arm and holds on tight. Danny decides to just go with it, because of course he does.
Danny: So what's your name?
Clone: ....
Danny: Its probably Damian like your template, or you just don't have one. That's okay, let's think of something else for you. Come on there's a really good diner around the corner. Are you vegetarian too? I'm pretty sure they have vegetarian options.
Anyway Danny and the Clone(who does decide on a name but I'm lazy and can't think of one so you can think of one yourself) end up spending the day together. Mostly its Danny chattering away while the clone just listens and hums and stares at Danny like this: 𼺠all day. Danny brings him home and let's the clone stay with him for the night and totally forgets to tell Damian about him until the next day while hes making them pancakes.
Danny, texting Damian: Oh yeah! I met one of your clones yesterday! Hes staying with me for a bit! He picked the name *inster name*!
Damian, crashing in through Danny's window 3.5 seconds later wielding a sword: Where is it?!
Danny: Damian, thats rude. *inster name* uses he/him pronouns.
Clone, still clinging to Danny's side: *narrows his eyes at Damian and hugs Danny closer while sneakily sticking his tongue out at Damian*
Looked through the comments and this is the thread I found the most fun.
Itâs jus such a funny concept that the league of assassins has this kind of history with the the fentons. I can imagine that when Talia finds out Dannyâs last name she growls out âFentonsâ like the below gif
there's this character dynamic that's not necessarily enemies to lovers, where one or both parties don't initially respect or trust the other person in much the same way that a feral animal sees anyone who tries to approach it first as a threat that's like cocaine to me
it's this

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a character who has bottled up something terrible that happened to them. maybe it's something they saw, maybe something done to them, whatever it is it's profoundly traumatized them. they keep going, pushing it down, dismissing concerns, or even having suppressed it long enough nobody even knows to be concerned at all. and then one day they talk. one day, because they finally can't take it anymore, or they were so triggered they can't keep it in, or something messed with their control (fever, drug, etc) that they just spilled it out.
and the entire time they're talking, they're shaking so hard it makes it difficult to speak. their friends/teammates/whoever try to listen and try to help, extremely alarmed with how seriously they're affected, but the shaking just keeps getting harder. they're not crying, they're just. shaking.
trust between two people who could easily kill one another (especially when it would be the more sensible option in the scenario) drives me insane. you could kill me. you SHOULD kill me. but you wonât. and i wonât. and iâm going to go a step further and trust you to hold my life in your hands. as i hold yours. wild sick twisted etc
Minecraft Danny
Danny had been chucked through a natural portal on accident. He lands in the middle of some meeting. Weirdly dressed people all staring at him. Thatâs not what he finds weird though, he is clearly in the living realm, but everyone is smoother? Rounder? So he says so.
âWhy is everyone so round?â People around him exchange glances. The one at the top of the table takes the lead. Why was he wearing his underwear on top of his clothes? Danny would never know.
âWhat do you mean kid?â He asked cautiously but kindly. Danny blinks. He looks at his own hands. Huh, they were round too.
Thatâs when he thinks of something. He did promise Ellie they would play real life Minecraft somewhere sometime after all. âLike a nether eye but smooth like a line of blocks, itâs weird.â He said with a straight face.
âAre you joking right now?â Asks a man in bright red. Danny shook his head.
âNo, youâre all just weird. And me too, look!â He said as he held out his hand.
âWeird how?â Asked a man in black and with ears.
âWeird like that one time I could collect my digs.â He said.
âWhat?â The one in red asked. His white mask eyes seemed to grow.
âElaborate.â Tall and dark growled.
âLike this.â Danny knocked on the floor. Some ghost powers and a few tricks he picked up from the ancient of space and he hacked a square block out of the floor and got it in mini block form. âI couldnât collect my digs, that was such a weird day.â
He was proud of the straight face he held as eyes bulged around the table.
That was the start of Danny being on the justice leagues âcould be extremely dangerousâ list together with the âdimension travelerâ and âwilling to help with their abilitiesâ list. He invited Ellie, naturally. The heroes from this world did not need to know that this was just one big hoax and that they were using their dimension as a playground. They were just innocent Minecraft people doing their Minecraft things.
....i? I NEED basicly every higher dimensional being? That COULD and DOES know what's actually going on here? To just like? Be Cool. Like, as an Unspoken "if you see something? No you fucking don't. Roll with it."
Ah, yes, the... (what are you pretending to be? Got it.) Block people from the TOTALLY REAL Block dimension. Yes. We, too, know of this dimension. Very... blocky. They both Mine AND Craft there.
....ANYWAY, as they were saying-
Like? If the the fucking king of Zone Ghosts building a... stone block and dirt block shack? Sorry... "EMBASSY" on JLU land? Just? Full on tearing up the land and bedrock? While giggling to themselves?
Yeah. Looks like it.
Think that's a few 5 dimensional imps. Hanging out mid-air with some beers, calling out building pointers. Offering to be "creepers"?
.....okay ntg. Looks like a party. Meh. You can do earthly business later. You wanna see where he's going with this.
So, for whatever reason, the Justice League are fighting Phantom, thinking he's evil or suspicious and trying to bring him to the watchtower or whatever, but of course Phantom isn't cooperating, either not trusting the JL/being bitter they didnt show up to help Amity Park/whatever
UNTIL... One of Clockworks' notes show up, and Phantom pauses to read it, before surrendering to the JL, saying he'll follow them.
Now obviously, the JL are confused and suspicious, but eventually come to the (wrong) conclusion that Phantom is just a lackey or something, and that the person who wrote the note is the real mastermind manipulating this poor innocent super-powered teenager.
Danny finds this all either hilarious, or stupid. Probably both.
Phantom swiftly avoids yet another attempt from Wonder Woman to get him in her lasso. He doesn't think it would work on ghosts, but he's not willing to try his luck here. He low-key would like to send all of them flying. They hadn't been around for any of the crazy shit that has gone down in the last year, and now that they finally show up they want to take him in?
He knew he should have let Technus destroy all the digital news declaring him a public enemy. It must be why the absent heroes decided to come and take him down. If only the ghost wasnât also trying to take over the school news site just when Sam was publishing her own article on plant-based meal alternatives, he would have.
âSon, I suggest you surrender yourself before we are obligated to escalate things,â Superman says.
Hehe gamby

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Danny: Hi, I made the horrible mistake of existing in the same environment as you and calling you "really pretty" where my friends could hear, and they forced me to come bother you. Would you mind looking vaguely amused by me for 5 minutes? Then as soon as they stop watching us I'll make a break for it.
Cass, giggling: Sit, you're funny.
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