She/They
Massive Zelda Fan, Enjoyer of LU
Pfp by @palmolli (it's ma blorbo Hyruleeeee)
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selkies are cool as shit
^blog title is a play on selkies lol
Please don't ask for donations or commissions, I do not have a way to send or receive money.
Askbox is open!
Feel free to send asks abt history, LU, art requests or writing prompts! I'll try my best to answer all asks!
all of my LU headcanons are here
General rules are to be respectful of my beliefs and boundaries. Creeps, homophobes, transphobes, rascists, misogynists, Trump/MAGA supporters, supporters of genocide, etc, DNI. I am not afraid to block.
Currently hyperfixating on The Legend Of Zelda and Linked Universe.
(i also love LOTR, The Residence and Brooklynn 99)
I am a massive history nerd. If there's an obscure bit of history, I've probably heard abt it. Feel free to send asks abt history, I love learning new shit.
I am Pagan, and I may ramble about that sometimes. If that's a problem, idc unless you're rude abt it. Then leave.
I mostly reblog, but i do post original LOZ/LU fanart and fanfics.
officially knighted by @palmolli, will use said powers to fight bigots/people who are mean to my moots. Fear me, I have a sword and no patience for bullshit.
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Este es el dibujo en el que mas me he tardado y el que mejor me ha quedado hasta ahora. Hice zoom en los detalles hasta que los colores quedaron con el nivel, cada uno adquirió vida propia, el dibujo se evoca la batalla de los hijos del rey en Hallownest
i love olruggio witchhat so much. he’s a sun-coded black cat. he’s a lethally chronic procrastinator. he’s a girl dad. he lies to the police. his magic is warm. his kids bully him and they’re right. he’s in a decade-long magically induced situationship, but he doesn’t know it’s cursed and he’s in it for love of the game. he’s lowkey a celebrity but chooses to live in a cottage on the countryside with said situationship and their four children. he sleeps on the couch. he was a crazy child. he’s a bit of a picky eater. he has chronic anemia and is two minutes away from passing out at all times. he hates hurting things so much that he struggles to kill a disgusting giant leech. he’s a burnt out gifted kid. he is begrudgingly excellent at one of his jobs and on-purposely atrocious at the other one. he has a baby face and is nearly unrecognizable without his beard. he carries an enormous, inexplicable guilt. he’s the sky’s kindest, most radiant star. he’s the perfect man
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I just want to talk about the power of commenting on fics for a minute.
I have my main fandom, but when I read in other fandoms, I don't know many of the writers. So I usually just find fics by looking through the tag I want. And if it's a tag I'm really interested in, I'll read every fic in the tag. And if there's a fic I really liked in there, I'll start reading everything by that writer.
So what this means is I'm sometimes reading fics or writers that don't have tons of hits/kudos/comments on their fics, but I found them through some obscure tag I wanted to read. And so I'll get back some really incredibly sweet replies to my comments.
But then, something even more incredible started happening. I'd be reading WIPs by some of these writers and they'd literally start writing the rest of the fic for me. They started asking me what I hoped to see happen or if I had any requests. And when the fic was finished, one of them said the only reason they kept writing the fic was for me.
Sometimes there can be such a lovely connection between the writer and the reader just because you decided to leave a comment. And sometimes you as the commenting reader can become the lone reason why a fic makes its way into the world for all the other readers who come after you.
abelds have this funky ability where they hear disabled people say they "can't" do something and instead of hearing "can't" as in, cannot, they hear "i can if i push myself and i just don't wanna". which is really interesting!
I think it's really cowardly to draw canonically flat chested/twig women as curvy hourglass D cup women. Get over yourself. Draw her as she is or at least make her fat if you love boobs so much. Better yet, make her flat chested and fat.
qifrey: not used to getting in trouble, accepts being scruffed without a fight, but does not care for it.
olruggio: super used to getting in trouble. has been scruffed many times before and will be scruffed again. fighting for his life.
vinanna: exhausted despite knowing these kids for all of like, 10 minutes. knows undoubtedly that these two will have to be scruffed again. does not have time for this. blames beldaruit always.
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There's this one specific interaction on reddit that I wouldn't call "infamous" but I also know that everyone who knows it knows it by the punchline, so in order to not ruin it for the ones who haven't, I'm just going to talk all of you through it as I'm saying this.
The beauty of it is that you could place that exact same dialogue into any time and place in human history and it would make just as much sense, you could have it as a conversation between sailors in a 1600s ship, a group of bronze-age warriors cleaning their weapons, stone age hunters walking home from a hunt, or a bunch of 21st century redditors on the internet, and it would hit just as splendidly.
There was this conversation about if you could have sex with any specific person from any time through human history, which one would you choose? Famous legendary lovers were brought up, queens, emperors and such were popular, might as well fuck Rasputin just to see what the hype was all about, the kind of answers one would expect.
Then some guy said he would choose his own late wife. He went on to talk about how brutal it is, that you might find the love of your life, but there's no promise that this life couldn't be suddenly cut short. That his body aches for hers and how there isn't much he wouldn't do for one more opportunity to make love to her one last time.
Now, I'd like you to imagine a pause in the conversation. A solemn, contemplative moment of silence, with several of the people present nodding in agreement that this is indeed the finest answer - it wasn't a competition, but there's no doing better than that.
And then someone breaks this solemn silence and says: