told ya i had more for you >:)
wanted to make something special for the finale <3 based on the amazing fic from a little spark may burst a flame, part 2 of this series by the very sweet and talented @mysteroads. some extra art
Show & Tell
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
will byers stan first human second
taylor price
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor

pixel skylines
Cosmic Funnies

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
DEAR READER
noise dept.
dirt enthusiast

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Kiana Khansmith
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@mysteroads
told ya i had more for you >:)
wanted to make something special for the finale <3 based on the amazing fic from a little spark may burst a flame, part 2 of this series by the very sweet and talented @mysteroads. some extra art

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I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.
Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.
Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.
And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.
old verlir au art (im sure u ppl already saw this lol)
also bonus:

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very normal parents (cm drawn by @rainboweemart )
Netflix Vergil with small child: Opens up to them, confides his internal struggle, and tries to sympathise with their guilt
Game Vergil with a small child: Laughs at them, insult them, and aggressively project his inferiority complex
I love this man how do I tell my family and friends I'm gonna make him my bride god I love u Dante sparda...
there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

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Humanity has finally reached the stars and found out why no one had contacted us. The universe is in a sad state. As such, Doctors without Borders, Red Cross, and many othe charities go intergalactic.
The thing the recruiters don’t tell you about space battles is that you die slowly.
Ships don’t blow up cleanly in flashes and sparks. Oh, if you’re in the engine room, you’ll probably die instantly, but away from that? In the computer core, or the communications hub? You just lose power. And have to sit, air going stale and room slowly cooling, while you wait to find out if the battle is won or lost.
If it’s lost, nobody comes for you.
It had been about half a day (that’s a Raithar day, probably a bit shorter than yours) and Kvala and I were pretty sure we had lost. Kvala was injured, Traav and I were dehydrated and exhausted, and Louv was dead, hit by shrapnel when the conduits blew.
Most fleets give you something, of course. For Raithari, it’s essence of windgrass. I looked at the vial.
“It’s too soon,” Traav said.
Kvala gestured negation, shakily. She had been burned when conduits blew, and her feathers were charred, and her leftmost eye was bubbly and blind now. Even if we were rescued, she probably wouldn’t survive. “You know we’re losing the war.”
They couldn’t deny that. “It doesn’t mean we lost the battle.”
“Doesn’t it? The Chreee have better technology. Better resources. And they have their warrior code. They don’t care if they die.”
“We can’t give up!” Traav protested. They were young, a young and reckless thar who had listened to a recruiting officer and still believed scraps of what they had been told. “Any heartbeat now—”
There was a clunk. Something had docked with our fragment of the ship.
“You see?!” Traav crowed triumphantly.
Kvala exchanged glances with me. The Chreee never bothered to hunt down survivors. What was the point, after all?
The Aushkune did.
There weren’t supposed to be Aushkune here. They were supposed to hide in nebulas.
But if there were—
If there were, we were too late. The windgrass couldn’t possibly destroy our nervous systems in time to stop the corpse-reviving implants, and once you were implanted, it was over—or it would never be over, depending on how you looked at it and whether Aushkune drones were aware of anything—
Footsteps.
Bipedal. The Aushkune were supposed to be bipedal.
And then the blast door opened, and a figure stood in it. My first thought was, robot? That’s almost worse than Aushkune . . . But no, it was a being in some sort of suit.
Who wore suits?
“Friendly contact,” the suit’s sound system blared, as the being moved over to Kvala. “Urgent treatment. Evacuation.”
“Who are you?” Kvala struggled upright.
Despite the primitive suit, the blocky being was using up-to-date medical scanners. “Low frequency right angle shape,” it explained—or maybe didn’t explain. Two more figures came into the room and put Kvala firmly onto a stretcher.
“You’re with the Chreee, aren’t you?” Kvala was not at all happy to be on a stretcher.
“Not Chreee,” the sound system said. “You Man. Soil Starship Nichols.” The being hesitated. “Rescue Chreee as well. On ship. Will separate.”
“You what?” I said faintly. Who would do that?
“Oath,” the being explained.
“What kind of oath? To what deity?”
The shoulders of the being moved up and down. “Several different. Also none. For me, none. Just—oath.”
I exchanged glances with Traav, who looked as unsettled as I was. I had never, ever heard of groups cooperating when they couldn’t even swear to or by the same power.
The being scanned me. “Have water,” it said. “Recommend.”
Raithari have fast metabolisms. I could—would—die of thirst quickly, and painfully.
“Where will you take us,” Traav asked, “after you give us water?”
“Raithari to Raithar. Chreee to Chreeeholm.”
“Chreeeholm would kill them for failing,” Traav remarked.
The being hesitated, and then said, “War news sometimes bad. Sometimes lie.”
We had learned long ago not to believe the recruiting officers, but what did that have to do with anything?
“And you—what?” I asked. “Just fly around looking for battles and rescuing victims?”
The being seemed to consider this. “Best invention of soil,” it said finally.
Most of what it was saying didn’t make any sense. Did it worship soil? But it had said that it had sworn to no deity . . .
Madness.
On the other hand—war was a deliberate, rational act by deliberate, rational people, and I wanted no more of it. So why not embrace madness and see what happened?
“Soil Starship—Rrikkol?” I asked, stumbling over the word.
“Yes. Soil Starship Nichols.”
I followed the being in the suit.
Took me well over a minute to realize "low frequency right angle shape" was Red Cross.
This whole thing is brilliant with translation stuff.
I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever
The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late
For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral
Doing too much math in my head at 1am to figure out Nero’s age because there’s so much different information. But following the timeline of Dante’s and Vergil’s age with what we do have confirmed age wise for them, for it to make sense Nero would have to be 18-19 in DMC4, despite Deadly Fortune (by Morihashi) taking place slightly before DMC4 saying he was 16-17 (although there is also a part where I think Sanctus calls Nero 17-18, but translations are always weird so I’m not sure really). Yet, Itsuno also said he was the same age as Dante and Vergil in DMC3 (19). Yet, that was also when the timeline was still 3142 before it was changed to 3124 when DMC5 was coming out/came out.
If Dante and Vergil were 19 during DMC3, that means Vergil was in Fortuna around ages 17-18 which was when Nero would have been conceived. So, when Vergil is 19, Nero would have likely just been born or born when Vergil was 18 (which, if DMC3 takes place on his and Dante’s 19th birthday, it’s more likely Nero was born around when Vergil was 18-19 rather than 19-20).
Flash forward 9 years later during DMC1, Dante and Vergil are 28 (since it had been 20 years since their mom dad and that happened when they were 8). That would make Nero 9-10 years old.
DMC2 & TAS takes place 5 years later (via Behind the Nightmare, although this was only mentioned to me by someone who had read it/gone over it), making Dante 33 and Nero around 14-15. Patty is 8 years old in TAS and in DMC5 she is turning 18. That would make Dante and Vergil around 43 in DMC5. That would also mean Nero is around 24-25.
DMC5 takes place 6 years after DMC4, which would make Nero around 18-19 during the events of DMC4.
If Nero was 16-17 during the events of DMC4, that would have meant Vergil was around his early 20’s when Nero was conceived/born and Vergil was not near around at that point in time. Bro was too busy in Hell to get busy in Fortuna. (That, or DMC2/TAS only took place 3 years after DMC1 and BtN info is wrong).
I could be missing things or even have information wrong, if you know something different you’re welcome to correct me. That’s just how I understood it by following Dante’s and Vergil’s ages to calculate Nero’s, despite the contradictory details on his age in DMC4 and DF (as well as the contradictory details between DF and DMC4).
Anyway, I should sleep lol (this took over 40 minutes to type out fully btw it’s nearly 2am now)
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corrupted family
2024 redraw 👎
Soooo I started DMC