told ya i had more for you >:)
wanted to make something special for the finale <3 based on the amazing fic from a little spark may burst a flame, part 2 of this series by the very sweet and talented @mysteroads. some extra art
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told ya i had more for you >:)
wanted to make something special for the finale <3 based on the amazing fic from a little spark may burst a flame, part 2 of this series by the very sweet and talented @mysteroads. some extra art

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post DMC5
doodle,30min
yknow, people really don't appreciate how layered the literary references in Devil May Cry are. remember Homer, the dude who (supposedly) wrote The Odyssey and The Illiad?
well, sometime after that when the Romans showed up they really and i mean really liked Greek culture. one of them was a poet named Vergil, who wrote an Odyssey-inspired Roman sequel to The Illiad, called The Aeneid. in very very short terms, it boils down to "the Romans are actually the descendants of the Trojans who lost the Trojan war" and it follows Aeneas, who with his crew journeys to Italy and basically this becomes the foundation for founding Rome. among other things, Aeneas also gets a guided tour of the Underworld. it's an incredibly elaborate piece of propaganda really.
(bonus fact: while describing Tartarus, one of it's prisoners stands out. because among the worst monsters of Greek mythology is one normal dude who's in for impersonating Zeus - by loudly driving his chariot around the city, flashing torch light and making loud noises. so basically all BMW drivers are going to Tartarus for impersonating Zeus. this brings me great joy.)
but then roughly 1300 years later, a dude named Dante Alighieri reads The Aeneid, goes "omg kin" and writes his world famous self insert fic where Vergil-senpai takes him on a personal, guided tour of Christian Hell - and yes he totally ripped it off from Vergil's work. right down to separating his Underworld into sections lmao.
it gets even better tho, as about 300 years after that, John Milton, inspired by both Dante's Inferno and The Aeneid, writes Paradise Lost, which is basically The Bible fanfic where Satan's a misunderstood antihero.
and THEN, AFTER ALL THAT, A GUY COMES ALONG - William Blake, who, inspired by both Inferno and Paradise Lost, writes a tome of poetry called The Marriage of Heaven and Hell (if you want a rec from that - check out his Proverbs of Hell. they're cool. watch out tho Blake certainly had A Style).
and it is only then, after ALL THAT, that we finally get to DMC where the main characters are named after Vergil and Dante, and Vergil keeps quoting Blake's poems.
ALL OF THAT. HAD TO STACK UP. TO CREATE THE REFERENCES FOR DEVIL MAY CRY.
IN CONCLUSION, THANKS HOMER FOR WRITING ACHILLES X PATROCLUS SAD YAOI BECAUSE IT EVENTUALLY GAVE US DMC DANTE AND HIS MASSIVE TITS.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK

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I knew like 3 things about the series when I started and all of them were from dmc5. I spent a lot of time missing Vergil... before he wrecked my property and beat my ass 10000 times
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I have a feeling that there are even more positive aspects to it. At the very least, it suits him very well💅✨
A Soft, Snowy Day
"Twilight Skies," Chapter 8
Summary: The blizzard finally ends! While twins finally cut loose and burn off some energy, Kathy has a long talk with Alma that leads to more than one revelation... Revelations that have a deep impact on Dante.
Excerpt:
Villains weren't supposed to have happy families. They weren't supposed to have adorable little daughters or lovely, gentle wives. They weren't supposed to leave behind children who would grow up never knowing them!
Dante had been happy they'd died. He'd killed Shula's dads and he'd been happy about it.
"Alma…" Dante barely recognized the sound of his own voice. "Alma, I'm sorry. I didn't know. I'm so sorry." Swallowing hard, he said it again, but in Abyssal, even though there wasn't a one-to-one translation for the phrase. Demons and devils didn't apologize, but they did regret, and regret was a familiar companion to Dante. It was always hanging off his shoulders alongside guilt, their claws dug deep into his skin. His eyes burned, even though tears didn't fall. Closing his eyes, unable to look at Alma or Shula, he tried again, still in Abyssal, "I never wanted to— "
He jumped a little as he felt warm hands cradle his face, recognizing Alma's aura immediately. ... "I know you didn't," she said in Abyssal, her voice so gentle he almost broke.
*sweats profusely* 😨
I… managed to finish this… I gave too much attention to the Capcom Café Vergil-themed desserts. 😅 But they look delicious! 🤤🍰🍨🍧🧁
I’m gonna lay down now…hand needs double triple rest. (I still hate coloring)

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More baby bugs :3
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This picture is so funny lmaoo Nero's complaining about his dad to Dante
Finally finished these portraits of V!
what is it with able bodied people saying “get well soon” after you say that you’re chronically ill?? like? i am not gonna? and i once literally responded with “i’m not gonna, it’s chronic, as in permanent.” and they went like “oh well, hope you get better!” like bro 💀
Speaking for me personally (and also as someone who has their own chronic health issues), most of it is, as someone mentioned in the replies, script failure. Humans have a lot of scripts and shorthands for social interactions, and the most common one for finding out someone is ill or injured is to wish them a swift recovery. There isn't really a script for how to respond when someone won't recover tho, and so many people end up falling back on the script they do know even if it's not really applicable.
In my own personal experience, when I end up saying - or feeling the impulse to say - 'get well soon' to someone with a chronic condition, what I'm really trying to convey is something more along the lines of 'I hope your good days outnumber the bad ones', and 'I hope you find treatment that is effective for and accessible to you', and especially 'hey the fact that you are in pain sucks and I wish you weren't but I know that's not likely to change soon but also I hope that it will anyway because I hate to see people suffering and the 5-year-old inside me is insisting it's not fair even though the adult me knows that's not how it works but anyway the point is I hope you're in as little pain as it's possible for you to be in'. All of which is quite a bit harder to fit on a greeting card than 'get well soon', and which don't have any conveinent shorthands that will let me express those sentiments in a concise, understandable manner.
thank you so much for explaining this! i saw the “script failure” reply but didn’t really understand what that meant & also didn’t have the time before to further ask.
but this actually makes sense and i think i’ll try to just take it to mean things like that whenever someone wishes me well/a swift recovery now! again, thank you so much!!
This is such a good interaction from everyone involved and now the world is a little better because people understand each other better.
This is so good. All interactions should be this.
Good job everyone, let's hit the showers
Can we put in a new scripted line? Like perhaps- hope you stabilize soon!

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reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste
(verlir au) he’s trying i suppose