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THIS is the gunch
This is my dungeon meshi OC. His name is Killchuck and he's Chilchuck's evil twin. He has all of Chilchuck's skills but he also knows shadow magic and the instant knife murder technique.
i need a peon
something need doing?
my man
farting so hard i can never get married

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People discussing Starfield's (and Bethesda in general) writing being complete soulless toilet water need to understand the source: Emil Pagliarulo has been writing the main story and plot of each release since Fallout 3. New Vegas being the exception, of course. He is behind "Go find your dad. It's the Lone Wanderer's destiny to die in a radiation chamber despite having radiation immune companions next to him. It's poetry." Or the classic, riveting experience of being a pre war parent for 10 agonizing, boring minutes before the game starts and said parent perspective experiences the main quest fly apart as it grinds closer to the trite conclusion. The wrecking of the Super Mutants into irradiated Orcs, making the Enclave goofy stormtroopers, having a story around dragonslaying and civil war be boring, the utter wasted potential of Synths, and whatever the fuck happens in Starfield that takes 100 hours to get going...
It's this asshole. And Todd. This fucking artless, uninteresting hack who has taken the weird and wonderful worlds of Elder Scrolls and Fallout and reduces them to corporate spew.
Kick Todd and Emil out, bury the Creation Engine in the dirt and hire Josh Sawyer and John Gonzalez to write your games. Bethesda leadership is fat and happy with increasingly watered down, wide as an ocean, deep as a mud puddle, tripe. Meanwhile Elden Ring, Witcher 3, and now Baldur's Gate are blowing them out of the water.
"You're gonna give this book to the player and what are they gonna do with it? They are gonna rip out the pages and make paper airplanes with them." Emil at a Game Development seminar
My brother in Christ. You made the book.
"Oho! What a delightfully homoerotic lampooning of the Catholic mass!" [Face darkens] "Unfortunately, it inaccurately represents Catholic doctrine. I shall not be reblogging." [Hammers my meat with smugness]
[said with incredible condescension] "Perhaps your Yuri moment would be better suited for the Lutherans."
i just took my beautiful daughter Clairitin out to dinner and the contemptuous SJWās at the taco bell have slipped testosterone in with her Crunchwrap Supreme
My daughter Clairitin's crunchwrap supreme combo meal was LITERALLY just laced with hormone replacement therapy by duplicitous Taco Bell skanks and youre calling this satire. Okay.
growing up is realizing that oats and grains are sustenance
Imo smosh fell off
orcs at the top of a very tall watchtower

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Touchscreens do not belong in cars
And gauges and dials should be gauges and dials, not screens
Door releases should have a direct mechanical link to a latch, not send an electronic signal to a servo
You should not have to have your phone alive to unlock your car
this is the most aggressive i've ever seen him get and i for one am positively LIVING for this kind of cold wrath
girl I would kill myself if I did that lol
reading harry potter actively makes you less literate
j why did you censor the name of the scottish play
I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and Iām not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen
i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up
even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes š
do yāall only post from inside a theatre?
All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.
if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until thereās nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?
They ship of theseusād my girl
Canāt have shit in Detroit
this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.
call that the meme of theseus thesis
tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat
my naym is ship and when iām broke the broken part from me they toke
replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man
isn't it insane how one guy said "transgenderism needs to be exterminated" and basically the only people who has gotten upset over this are trans people? trans allies fucking suck at their job lol
sorry i dont consider snidely quote retweeting the full hate message on twitter and going "yeah soooo uh this guy probably has never gotten life-changing nonbinary hole before" to be allyship or even like marginally helpful

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toddler niece is three so when we watch tv when we hang out itās usually Bluey or one of two specific episodes of Dug Days she approves of, but sometimes we spice things up with a nature documentary or two. So thereās a newish one on netflix called Wild Babies which was advertised as being all about baby animals. Seemed perfect.
Iāll omit the fine details and just say that within five minutes we had watched an enormous baby seal emerge from its motherās birth canal in all of its visceral splendor and I am now In Trouble with her parents,
i need to clarify they arenāt mad about their daughterās exposure to the miracle of birth or whatever as perhaps mildly displeased that my niece repeated the phrase āwow the mommy seal has a weawwy big baginaā for like two hours in hopes of a repeat performance of me desperately trying not to cackle and failing HARD
are u mad at me moodboard
āone of these cats looks weird
this one ?
why did you say that