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Mira: This is the worst idea, there's no way this would work.

Zoey: It’s gonna work. TRUST ME.

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Fan: Oh my god!!! You're Zoey from Huntrix!!

Zoey, with a fake Italian accent: Who me? No no. Is a me Joey...with a J. I am definitely a man.

Fan: oh! Sorry, you just look so much like her!

Zoey: it is a fine. Joey gets this often.

Fan: you literally could be her twin! Can I get a photo Joey with a J?

Zoey: uh..si.

Fan, turning to Mira: and you are?

Mira, voice dropped an octave: I am…also Italian.

Fan: Wow, you look like Mira—

Zoey: No no, this is a Mario. He is very shy.

Mira, whispering: ...seriously? Of all the names?

Fan: Oh Really?—

Zoey: Let’s go Mario. Daddy is waiting for us

Mira, confused: …what—

Zoey, pointing towards Rumi's direction and dragging Mira away: Sorry, we gotta go. Daddy gets cranky when we make him wait. Ciao!

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Zoey, appearing beside Rumi: hello Daddy.

Rumi: ??

Mira, smirking: She told a fan you were our daddy.

Rumi: she WHAt

Zoey: Joey did what Joey had to do.

Rumi: Why was that your first instinct?!

Zoey: I mean… you were standing there looking unfairly good. What was I supposed to call you?

Rumi: ...Anything but daddy?!

Mira: She's not wrong...the mustache didn't help. If anything it made it worse.

Rumi, flustered: How—you know what. Forget it. I swear you two do this on purpose

Zoey: Relax, no one will know its you Rumi. They didn't even recognize us

Rumi: I guess...I can't believe your plan actually worked.

Mira: Did it though?

Rumi: We got home without anyone noticing didn't we?

Mira: So you remember to hydrate.

Zoey: We're worried about you, Rumi

Rumi: Was this many really necessary?

Mira: Yes

Zoey: Every single one is important.

Rumi: You guys sound like you could be my parents.

Zoey: That’s not the vibe we’re going for.

Mira: Not even close...

Ive been thinking about the possibility of pre-debut Zoemira just using their weapons willy nilly around the place and just occasionally not de-summoning them.

I mean… whats the harm?

Zoey throwing the dull side of her shinkal at the light switch when she doesn’t want to get up,

Mira using her gok-do to reach something too far away (yk, when smth is too far away so you grab a kind of long object nearby and try to use it to pull the thing you want closer) and now the blade is just waving around

Zoey using one of her shinkal to open something during couch time and forgetting it when it falls between the cushions

Its not like it can really hurt anyone that bad

Meanwhile Rumi is over here fighting for her life trying to lie on the couch only for something very sharp and painful to prick her. Or Rumi trying to get out of the way whenever Mira decides she cant be bothered to get off the couch.

Honestly i wouldn’t be surprised if the girls took their weapons very unseriously because they thought they couldn’t be hurt with them.

Or maybe just the girls wanting to train and wondering why Rumi was so adamant on never training with their actual weapons.

I could see younger Mira being a hothead and challenging Rumi and even pointing her actual weapon at Rumi to get some form of reaction. She didn’t expect Rumi to flinch so much which had been odd

Later Celine had chewed her out when she found out about it. Some whole spiel about not treating their sacred weapons like toys

Executive at Sunlight Entertainment: Hello Kang Sajang-nim! Did you have a good weekend?

Celine: Oh yes, it was quite peaceful. Rumi and I spent a day in the garden, then she had a long nap in the sun while I got some reading done.

Executive: Oh that’s nice! Good weekend with Rumi!

Executive, turning to his coworkers after Celine leaves: Ok Rumi… Is that Celine’s daughter or her cat?

Coworkers: *turn and look at each other with uncertainty*

Celine’s secretary: Wait no one knows?

Head of Marketing: I mean…she’s notoriously private.

Secretary: I think Rumi is her daughter. Spent the day gardening? You do that with kids.

Accountant: What if it’s an outdoor cat?

Marketing: Fell asleep in the sun? That’s a cat.

Assistant: Kids do that all the time. Mine did that just the other day.

Executive: Ok I guess we’re doing this. Time to play Cat or Daughter.

*Celine walks back in*

Executive: Hey Kang Sajang-nim, I was just wondering: what do you do with Rumi in the garden?

Celine: Oh not much. Rumi usually gets distracted by catching butterflies while I do most of the work.

Secretary: What’s Rumi’s favourite food again?

Celine: Kimbap, especially the kind with tuna.

Marketing: And how old is Rumi?

Celine: Six. Her energy’s finally waning a little but she still finds new ways to get into mischief. The other day she got stuck in a tree.

Assistant: Chasing a bird?

Celine: No I had left the back door open for a moment and she bolted. Started climbing immediately. Although once she realized her mistake she cried and cried until I climbed up there myself to get her down.

Executive: Ok this is getting us nowhere. Is Rumi your daughter or your cat?

Celine, offended: How could you ask me that? *storms off*

Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). LEGEND.

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This exchange Sinegal has with the Seattle Times is better:

Thank you, thank you, thank you once again to the amazing @princington for this absolutely gorgeous commission and for letting me play around in the Bean Salad AU.

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized

today, all i can say is

that it gets better

Sooo, the comic is taking a lot longer than I thought it would and I feel bad for procrastinating on it for so long so, @rumifridgetooth, I have decided to share some doodles—plus this also gave me a chance to work on the designs anyway

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.