The parts my editor cut

I thought I could never care for anyone again, until I met you.

When demon!Rumi or normal Rumi is a sub she's normally very obedient and loves to be their good little kitty.

Pregnant!Rumi is brattier than Zoey and as clingy as Mira.

Pregnant!Rumi is the horniest of the three of them.

Pregnant!Rumi will sit on their laps, refuse to move while grinding on them but will not ask for attention and will deny it until they 'punish' her.

Pregnant!Rumi also still tops but the gentle dom thing is gone, her back is fucking killing her, she's been kicked from the inside and she knows exactly who to blame and how to get back at them.

Pregnant!Rumi cannot summon the honstrap Mira is grateful as she knows how that would have ended. Zoey's a little disappointed.

Zoemira learn that they can't keep satisfying their wife in six hour sessions every night and still get up take care of their child and keep up with everything else they need to do for more than 2 days.

Zoemira learn that their first aid skills are very handy as pregnant!Rumi is very very bitey.

Zoemira are very glad that Emmett was small and therefore too young to comment on the bite marks and scratches they had almost constantly bc Pregnant!Rumi wanted to make sure everyone knew who they belong to

Zoey has never felt as scared and horny as she did with pregnant!demon Rumi

Zoey is both impressed and scared she learned that she can in fact be too tired to get her honstrap up

Mira has learned that she enjoyed being a service top and also it's the most sustainable arrangement

Zoemira are very very very happy when Rumi says she doesn't want to carry any more after the twins as they genuinely do not know if they could manage 3 children and a pregnant Rumi at the same time, let alone their careers.

-le bonus -

Celine learns that having Zoey's parents and Bobby next door is a very handy when she's babysitting Emmett (and later the twins as well) and can still hear polytrix getting it on from the pool house.

Celine learns that noise she heard back when she and the sunlight sisters had finished their last tour was demon caterwauling and that Rumi definitely inherited good lungs from both her parents.

From a reverse image search, I found the website Show Your Stripes, run by the University of Reading in the UK, which is likely where the above graph originated. It provides temperature data for various regions of the world from approximately 1900-2025. For example, here are graphs for Canada, India, and Papua New Guinea:

When they meyowl pathetically for more food, it's not because they're trying to "trick" you into feeding them again. They just want to be fed, and they're smart enough to notice the correlation between certain sounds they make and the responses they get from you.

They've figured out that if they want to communicate to you that they want more food, if they make those pathetic sounds, you're more likely to behave as if you've understood what they're trying to communicate.

When your cat waits for you to look away then yoinks food off of your plate, it's not because they love crime. It's because they're social colony creatures who instinctively share food with each other and they don't understand why you're not sharing the best foods with them.

Your cats are very intelligent, social creatures who see you as their Very Strange sibling.

They've learned how to make intricate sounds just to communicate with their humans. When the sounds they make elicit the responses they want, they learn that those sounds are the most effective way to communicate their desires.

And we see that he did try to shoo off the “hero crew” when they arrived in Cloud City in such a way that a) they’d have a decent chance of escaping, and b) he’d have plausible deniability. We see him ribbing Han a lot, for example, in such a way that it would be entirely possible that Han, who’s very touchy, might well just … go off in a huff. Lando could then easily go “haha, sorry Darth Vader sir, didn’t realize that Han couldn’t take a joke.” Win-win.

I don’t know everything, but my mom is a nurse, my sister is a lawyer, and I have an English degree and know how to do laundry and shit.

So between all of us, maybe we can figure things out.

Don’t ask ChatGPT. Ask me. At least if I’m wrong, I won’t accidentally fucking kill you. And I drink a normal, if not a little less than I should, amount of water.