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in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere
So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.
So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.
And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)
From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

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To be clear, this isn't a bit. This is what they actually did. "Its too late" is the new "Climate change isn't real"... And its still a lie!
Every serious climate scientist agrees that there is no such as thing as too late, just as there is no such thing as too early. We should have done a lot more than we have to fight climate change, and the world will suffer for our inaction, but there is no point of no return. We can always work to reduce the amount of suffering that occurs, and eventually turn things around to the point where our planet is healing once again. Do not believe anyone who says it's "too late".
One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.
It just started working again! This is the best day ever!
you lift up my skirt andd instead of panties or my pussy its just the flight deck of the concorde
im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*
i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11
Okay, you found it, kids, you found a funny 9/11 joke that made me laugh out loud. _reaches deep into pocket_ Here's a quarter, go buy yourself a coke.
“ExcUSE me?!”
the thing i love about social animals is they necessarily have a concept of manners which means that you can be rude to them. not threatening, but rude. and they’ll be annoyed at you for it.
this movie really said "you don't actually need a man to fix you, you don't even need to be fixed, but through the power of a sapphic polycule you can find self-acceptance" and that's beautiful
#but serious free bothers me a bit#cuz like the end of the movie proves#that rumi didn't need to be fixed#she just needed to accept herself#but free implies she needs to be fixed#I mean it's a beautiful song but
Well, the entire point of Free is that it's a fake-out, right? In addition to positioning the film as going for a standard romantic resolution that will not actually happen, if you take a look at the lines there's a lot in there (as you noticed) that is wrong or just not how things work out. At the time of the song, both Rumi and Jinu are still caught up in the attitudes that have trapped them - Rumi's still trying to fix herself and Jinu is still trying to escape his past/shame. They aren't actually addressing their root issues and so their plan and their partnership fall apart.
I think that Golden, Takedown, and Free are all basically setting up points to be refuted by What it Sounds Like. Golden is a facade by all three of the girls - even as they sing about their past struggles they're not actually mentioning their true issues and Rumi in particular is lying her heart out. Takedown is an attempt to deal with demons (shame) by applying (self) hatred and violence to the problem. Free is an attempt to deal with deal with demons (shame) by locking it behind a Golden Honmoon (the past) and running away, basically. And all of these songs are earnest attempts but none of them work, because all of them are, in various ways, wrong. It's only by accepting their own patterns/flaws and coming together to support each other anyway that HUNTR/X were able to seal the Honmoon and defeat Gwi-Ma/shame.
That's my take on it, anyway.

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“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches. “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds.
For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.
I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY
And here we see X-Men perfectly illustrating the disparity between the larger disability community (Storm) and the chronic illness community (Rogue). One wants society to accept & respect them & their various different needs, which is surely a noble cause, while the other would like to NOT BE IN PAIN EVERY FUCKING DAY, which is just as important but often gets shouted down by non-ill disabled people who only want to talk about disability as a social construct.
Lena Luthor in every episode:2.03 Welcome to Earth & 2.04 Survivors
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