probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash

these are my mutuals I call them 'advertisement' and 'propaganda' and 'newspaper' and their job is to flood my dash with posts that have no root in my current interests. for enrichment

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

oh man yeah i was fuuuucked up last night i put like 10 dvds on hold at the library

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

😭 is the best emoji it can be ironic it can be sincere it can be laughter it can be sobbing it’s literally the whole spectrum of human emotion

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old

why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest