I love my lil turnip

every day people tell me that the untamed is good, i’ve seen the first episode, stop gaslighting me

okay i’m giving it another shot. time for episode two.

i’m sorry? why is this exactly like naruto? this is so stupid. time for episode three.

update: i would die for wuxian

wei wuxian, lan wangji’s dead wife: lol why does lan zhan always look like he’s mourning his dead wife

Sorry guys Lan Qiren says booping is forbidden 😔

mxtx saying that modern lwj would wear glasses ruined my life cause all i can think of is canon lwj going through the whole plot while being nearsighted

he’s not aloof he just literally can’t tell who you are when you’re more than ten feet away

Post resurrection WWX saying "But did you die?" every time someone is complaining about stuff in his presence making everyone kinda awkward and uncomfortable until one day he does it to Wen Ning and Wen Ning just goes "yeah" and stares at him for a full minute until they both start laughing.

*me, getting out of my dissociative state to log back on my mdzs bullshit for a hot second:* there really wasn't much of a choice for Nie Huaisang but to send those girls with Jiang Cheng. No matter how upright Lan Xichen was, he didn't trust him enough to play the role of a neutral judge given how close he was to Jin Guangyao. Nie Huaisang couldn't take care of that part without disturbing the wishy-washy persona he carefully crafted for himself in front of the entire world. But Jiang Cheng? Relentless. A dog with a bone. He'd get to the bottom of the matter and dig out all the facts in less than 2 hours, never mind if someone he should be cultivating strong and stable alliances with is at the centre of the storm. Trust the leader of the sect represented by the flower that blooms in the mud to lend his ear to a servant girl and a prostitute.

lan jingyi is literally insane first he lansplains zidian directly to sect leader jiang cheng’s face and nearly makes him cry in a 20 second argument by saying you killed your martial brother stupid, then he gets in another fight with another sect leader in the middle of a corpse invasion just so he can roast su she for being a tacky knockoff in front of a jury of his peers.  if lan jingyi found reason to beef with a god he would not hesitate.