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my most toxic trait is i can't see the salamanca twins without immediately going "well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers"

“Do not fist android girls” ok well did any of you try kissing her cheek first? Stroking her hair? Going down on her? Maybe if you weren’t so eager to rearrange her gears on the first date, you’d still have two hands.

Nonono this is a good cola. It’s the party cola. This is the cola you drink and enjoy. Coca cola is the cola you have stored in your home for months in case someone gets sick, that’s its only use. The scientific explanation (the scientist is my mother) is that american Coca Cola has more evil chemicals, therefore it vibe checks the evil out of your stomach.

THIS IS THE SLAVEST POST EVER AMAZING

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

happy Thick Dog Girl Thursday, everyone

IT'S FAT DOG GIRL FRIDAY, EVERYONE !!

the way this gif took tumblr by storm a decade ago

When I was in middle school I got in a fight w my friend abt whether or not this was weird. I was like “why are they knocking their heads against each other like that” and then my friend was like they’re fucking cuddling freak. When I got in a relationship later and nuzzled my partners face for the first time I felt like a fucking virgin for criticizing these women who had already been through so much