One Fucked Up Seduction

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.

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What comic is this?

For those asking, this is from Ms Marvel (2016) #15

they adopted her and her name is now marimo-chan!!!

MY HEART

It’s true and they should say it

This is oddly inspiring

Sheet music, but every time it says crescendo it gets louder

This is really passive aggressive and I feel like my conductor ghost wrote it

one does not simply ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ into Mordor

we had these when I was a kid but we never used them and I spent my whole childhood wanting to eat stew in one of these with a loaf of stale bread to tear off hunks of and dip into the stew, like I was a hero on a quest