yr ontology is not my ontology (but yrs is ok)

“Why the hell aren’t you guys wearing shoes?” he asked.

The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

don’t forget this absolute champion which dropped last year in ACS Nano and rustled a vast number of scientific jimmies:

Now the based man, since he deserves most, must be dank in the highest degree; for the danker man always deserves more, and the dankest man most. Therefore the truly based man must be dank. And hugeness in every virtue would seem to be characteristic of a based man. And it would be most cringe for a based man to fly from danger, swinging his arms by his sides, or to wrong another; for to what end should he do disgraceful acts, he to whom nothing is huge? If we consider him point by point we shall see the utter absurdity of a based man who is not dank. Nor, again, would he be worthy of subscriber if he were cucked; for subscriber is the prize of virtue, and it is to the dank that it is rendered. Basedness, then, seems to be a sort of crown of the virtues; for it makes them huger, and it is not found without them. Therefore it is hard to be truly based; for it is impossible without alphaness and dankness of character. 

“Most of the young black-clad protesters look moderate with innocent smiles; how could they get involved in the dangerous adult world of street riots?” an article Law shared with the Global Times said. It turns out that the black-clad protesters have a great need to be recognized by others. “Without the riots, they wouldn’t have made each other’s acquaintance. They would have spent their adolescence as home-bound boys and girls… But after joining the rioters’ corps, these youngsters received considerable ‘peer’ recognition,” said the article which Law said was written by a source who had close contact with blackcade protesters.   During protests, young people soon become comrades-in-arms, while boys and girls become lovers. And some young women offer themselves for those who fought the police “valiantly” on the front lines. Previously girl-shy young men now find themselves embraced, even by well-born, well-to-do women they wouldn’t have dreamed of approaching, according to the article. At the start of each riot, groups of three to five motivate each other. Core members can enjoy “drug treatment.” Organizers hand out drugs said to numb their nerves to better withstand the blows from police batons, the article said.

This line of conversation is leading my brain into generating puns on “weeaboo” with its spare processor cycles.

France, alternate: Brieaboo

me to baby, after twenty minutes of trying to get him to chill: …and if that purple yacht gets sunk, Mama’s gonna buy you a pickup truck. And if there’s a pickup truck recall, Mama’s gonna buy you a wrecking ball. And if that gets CPS involved, Mama’s gonna buy you an age-appropriate doll -

Let it never be said that America is somehow lax in dealing with the root causes of mass shootings.

“Don’t be silly,” said the man. “You cannot reblog all the posts!”