you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

It's like watching Germans make jokes about the Gestapo

los gringos mas progres cuando un latino no les cae bien:

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird