Its not all Ravens and Writing Desks

Just your average Multiverse Bartender, here to talk about your depression, not his depression.

Indie Doctor Steven “Strange Supreme”, Master Sorcerer of the Forbidden Arts of the multiverse.  

Semi-selective due to spotty IRL availability

A sad old man who’s trying his best and needs to get out more

Open to long winded eloquent diatribes, and short spurts of shenanigans, as applicable. 

May contain depressive and horror themes, but generally considered PG13. Mun is old and ace.

From the Mun that brought you @akillerconundrum, @darthtryhard, @nuxtheuncrackable-blog, and many more!

“If you are Justice

Please do not lie

What is the price

“Frankly, Edward my dear old friend, this seems rather…convoluted.” Hands thread together, resting on the top of his desk before he leans forward,  “And certainly not profitable.” 

    some lines modified to be more usable.  ♡

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 .

“  how’d you get that idea?  ” “  tell me,  please,  what do you see?  ” “  maybe to you,  but not to me.  ” “  i don’t see what you mean.  ” “  i use my hair to express myself.  ” “  that sounds really boring.  ” “  don’t you find it exciting?  ” “  come on,  take another look.  ” “  i think you’re getting the hang of it now!  ” “  let’s use our minds to have a good time.  ” “  woah there,  friend,  you might need to slow down.  ” “  green is not a creative colour.  ” “  there’s one more thing you need to know.  ” “  listen to your heart.  ” “  listen to the rain.  ” “  listen to the voices in your brain.  ” “  let’s get creative!  ” “  let’s agree to never be creative again.  ”

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐖𝐎 .

“  come on,  stop mucking around.  ” “  we only have five minutes until our show’s on!  ” “  that’s not enough time!  ” “  there’s always time for a song.  ” “  the past is far behind us.  ” “  the future doesn’t exist.  ” “  what’s the time?  ” “  time to have a bath.  ” “  we’re going to miss our show.  ” “  don’t be stupid,  friend.  ” “  come on,  it’s time to go.  ” “  time flies fast when you’re having fun.  ” “  there’s a time   &   a place for mucking around.  ” “  i’m friends with my dad.  ” “  but look,  a computer!  ” “  look at all the wonderful things you can do.  ” “  look at the time!  ” “  is time even real?  does anyone know?  ” “  maybe time’s just a construct of human perception.  ” “  isn’t it strange how time makes your appearance change?  ” “  make it stop!!  ” “  don’t worry,  i’m sure you’ll be fine.  ” “  eventually,  everyone runs out of time.  ”

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 .

Jim: falls in and out of relationships without much effort on his part, has no clue how to keep it stable, wrecks all of them

Ed: has no clue how to enter a relationship, some how manages to have three, wrecks all of them