World's Most Esoteric Girl

🌆 joethanyhater

joethany mcbridle is the worst character of all fucking time i swear to god i dont understand why he's so popular like can editorial get off his dick and stop giving him so much attention

#kill joethany mcbridle #joethany mcbridle #joethany critical

🦉 joethanystan

its crazy how joethany mcbridle is getting shoved to the side so much like he's genuinely one of the most fascinating characters of all time and i dont get why editorial doesnt wanna do anything interesting with him these days

#justice for joethany mcbridle

🌙obscuresyournighthearts

GUYS OMG WE'RE SO FUCKING BACKKKK OBSCURA NIGHTHEART WAS IN THE MOST RECENT SUPERFIGHTDEATHWARS ISSUE!!!!!! MY GIRLLLLL

[4px tall screenshot of obscura nightheart standing in the back of a crowd]

🏹 deerbowmanshungcock

porpoisefam fans cannot be fucking serious "truly the characters of all time" "who else is doing it like them" the hummingbirdfam. the eaglefam. THE FUCKING DEERFAM???? literally so many other characters are doing it just like them and BETTER how about you read some actual fucking comics!!!!!

#'ill never get enough of the porpoisefam' WELL THE REST OF US HAVE!!! #not vaguing anyone just frustrated lol #vent

🦇 porpoisefam4ever

ill never get enough of the porpoisefam truly the characters of all time who else is doing it like them

🐦 you

i just finished reading deathmarch hunters (1987). i really loved it! definitely had its flaws but overall the writing was so good, mikeguy namedude really understands the characters and i really liked his take on deerbowman :)

⚡ justice4hummingbirdfam

I AM SO. SICK. OF THE FUCKING PORPOISEFAM!!!!!!!!!!!

📕 yourmostbelovedmutual

every time i remember that deathmarch hunters (1987) exists i get so angry i start eating drywall. mikeguy namedude should be executed in the streets

#like at this point i seriously dont think we'll ever recover from the damage he did to deerbowman #remember when deerbowman was a good character.... i do......

🚬 porpcestshipper

like its not like i have anything against bluey i just truly do not get why bluey x porpoisefam crossovers are so common???

💙 blueporploveforever

how about you shut the fuck up and let people enjoy what they wanna enjoy

🚬 porpcestshipper

people can enjoy whatever they want i just dont get why anytime i go into the porposefam tag on ao3 there's like 80 fics on the first page where bluey's parents are abusive and she goes to crime city and gets adopted by porpoiseman????

😊 porpsareblue

friendly psa: you can filter out fics like this on ao3 by finding the "crossovers" section under "filters" and switching "include" to "exclude"!

🚬 porpcestshipper

ok that's cool. i already know how to do that and i do already do that. people can keep writing this, i truly dgaf if people like it, i just dont get what the appeal is?? like if you just want porpoiseman to adopt a plucky young child there's already a bunch of those in the porpfam canon, including some who fsr get less attention in the fandom than bluey

🐶 islippedonmybeans

ok but can we also talk about how 1) all of these fics completely demonize bandit and chili from flawed but loving and generally very good parents into total monsters and 2) seem to totally forget that bingo exists??? like bluey has a whole ass sister!!!!! does she just get left with chili and bandit in these fics? if we're playing for a second in a space where bandit and chili ARE abusive, what are the ethical implications of porpoiseman just leaving bingo with them?

🚬 porpcestshipper

ok you know what yeah let's talk about this. what ARE the ethical implications of porpoiseman leaving bingo with her abusive parents

💖 porpman-is-porpboys-dad

hey just wanna give a psa for everyone reblogging this post: i scrolled through porpcestshipper's blog and unfortunately found some evidence that they ship porpcest. really really gross to see a literal predator not only trying to ingratiate themselves into fandom spaces with minors but making posts about a show for actual children. please stay safe everyone <3

🚬 porpcestshipper

anyone in this thread smoke weed

💣 problematicvillainstan

ok everyone always talks about how captain hummingbird is a "good dad" to babybird but can we please talk about how he is a literal actual in canon child abuser. like did everyone else forget about when he admitted on-panel to beating babybird while babybird was standing in the background looking like he was having fucking ptsd flashbacks and it got played off like it was funny

[panel from a comic written in 1978 where captain hummingbird makes a joke about spanking babybird for being out past his bedtime and babybird grins and rolls his eyes in the background]

like he is actually an iredeemable monster idk why people still try to make excuses for him. if you like captain hummingbird at this point thats literally just abuse apologism im sorry but it is

#cw abuse #cw child abuse #captain hummingbird stans dni

🐬 comicbooksuperfan

wait you guys actually read comics

im also not sure how much itll cost because i dont know the extent of the damage. google is telling me the ballpark is like 80 quid.. thats a lot 😭

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