answer my riddles 6537

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

i know it’s supposed to be “it’s gonna be may!” But ain’t that fuckin’ ramen?

how soon we forget Justin timberlake’s bad perm

is this a safe space to say that I want to pin someone against the wall and kiss them with teeth and tongue and then bring my lips up their jawline and down their neck with my hands lost in their hair... ?

Britain you’ve done enough dominating for a lifetime

okay this is the best reply everyone go home

Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience. 

trust the sopranos to claim credit for the work of a contralto.

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This is such a great story

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I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.