"Gay best friend"?

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

Be careful not to buy a Chinese toaster! It may be SPYING ON YOUR TOASTING HABITS and sharing your valuable tada (toast data) with the Chinese government!!!

Two things are true at once.

Get rid of your fucking Ring cameras holy shit. That was one of the most chilling ads I’ve ever seen

People: Ring is using their cameras to spy on people

“You can’t note that there’s dissent among local police or especially that local police in a particular area are for any reason(s) broadly opposed to ICE’s presence there, because police are bad, and because anyone whose any action or belief is similar to mine, however briefly, in whatever context, can’t be bad. It’s clearly an incorrect observation. Moreover, in an obviously impossible scenario in which our universe’s physical constants of good and bad no longer applied, that is, were it to become a possibly correct observation, and I had to choose between ‘my neighbors die’ and ‘collective action to prevent that, except cops might in some manner support or be involved in it’ I would choose ‘my neighbors die.’”

"Cops are sometimes assholes" is a sentiment that can and should coexist with "local law enforcement has rules it's supposed to follow and many MANY cops are outraged to watch feds acting like fucking gangsters with badges, breaking things and hurting people for no reason."

"the US will run Venezuela directly until there's a 'transition'"

in the words and candence of Trump:

"we built the Venezuelan oil industry with American money and talent and the socialist regime ROBBED it from us, it was the largest theft of American property in history"